Mark Davison (@ActorDavison) header
Mark Davison (@ActorDavison) profile picture

Mark Davison

@ActorDavison

I'm a comic actor and writer. I am part of The Exploding Heads. I play Ian Fiveankles and Colin from Portsmouth. Rep: Sean Gascoine at United

 London
bovismavis.wordpress.com/
Joined November 2008
  • Tweets6.3K
  • Following665
  • Followers3.2K
771Media
Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)Photo by Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)
Latest Ian Fiveankles nonsense. . .
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsOct 27
You can't take a dad of 9 months away from his children, says former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles.
1
12
1,277
Gets to the heart of things, I feel. . .
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsOct 22
Are billionaires really to blame? We asked a b̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶a̶i̶r̶e̶ industry leader
1
7
454
We're taking Colin (and @Fiveankles) on tour again next year. Let us know where you'd like us to visit!
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsOct 7
Colin from Portsmouth is NOT happy with Andy Burnham 😔
6
12
436
Latest Colin:
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsSep 15
STOP THE NOTES 💵
1
2
527
New character dropping soon in “When Nature Punches Back” from the warped mind of Chip Shergold.
Image from Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)
5
206
Kind of annoying when people rip your content and post it uncredited but good that it’s going well here. From the mind of Ian McKenzie (not on X).
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
6
3
100
28,238
Let's not be so hasty with that AI water, ok?
7
43
3
213
17,151
Colin speaks ahead of the semi-final against Argentina.
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsJul 14
"Why isn't Thomas Tuchel angry about the Falklands?" Colin from Portsmouth calls out Tuchel and his England squad for not mentioning the war ONCE.
1
6
2,034
Latest video from Ian who is definitely out there in America. Definitely. And a cheeky cameo on the sofa from Hobbes.
Ian Fiveankles (@Fiveankles) profile pictureIan Fiveankles@FiveanklesJun 18
I am very glad of the countdown-to-kick offs, don't know where I'd be without them, so thanks America. But are there too many adverts? #WorldCup2026
1
2
8
2,563
Colin thinks we won't get our country back until the USA owns the UK.
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsJun 10
"Keir Starmer's not letting us watch England games til 9pm while in America they get to watch them in the afternoon! It's the nanny state gone mad?" "What's wrong, Keir? OFFENDED BY THE ENGLAND FLAG? 😡" Colin from Portsmouth is furious #fifaworldcup #worldcup2026
6
865
Worried about AI? This will calm you down. Possibly.
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsMay 11
Every single AI product
5
596
Please sign the Arts & Minds open letter to Bridget Phillipson MP (Secretary of State for Education) and Lisa Nandy MP (Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport), calling for creativity to be placed at the heart of the curriculum. actionnetwork.org/forms/putt…
1
2
282
The common sense candidate in a local election
15
119
8
722
63,050
Was a pleasure and a privilege to talk all things football with Richard. Here's part one of the chat, with part two to come.
richard foster (@rcfoster) profile picturerichard foster@rcfosterMay 6
‘Look at his face, just look at his face’ Here’s @ActorDavison one half of @Exploding_Heads with programme from his first ever match, at Wembley no less, an England schoolboys international. Find out more here - bit.ly/4eozhKt
Image from richard foster (@rcfoster)
1
1
5
929
It took two days to learn this, and an hour driving around to get this take.
Ian Fiveankles (@Fiveankles) profile pictureIan Fiveankles@FiveanklesApr 22
Trying to win Denise back, not sure I've chosen quite the right song. . .
2
11
738
With this new cat bed clamped to my desk Indiana gets to critique every single thing I do during the working day. At very close quarters.
Image from Mark Davison (@ActorDavison)
6
190
Oh Colin. . . .
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsMar 25
"I bought a barrel of oil AND IT'S GONE DOWN?!" Colin from Portsmouth is absolutely furious.
5
594
Was amazing to get back into the @StakPod studios as @Fiveankles again!
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsMar 24
Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...
3
9
884
Latest Colin from Portsmouth, and he has some startling opinions on the conflict in the middle east
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsMar 13
📞"The Green Energy lobby started this war! They convinced America and Israel to start a war to make oil prices expensive! Now people will think renewable energy's a better idea!" Colin from Portsmouth knows who really started the conflict in Iran, and he's furious.
2
298
No one is above the law. . .apart from [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] and the entire board of [REDACTED].
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_HeadsFeb 24
"With Andrew and Mandelson, it just goes to show that no matter how wealthy and powerful you are, no one's above the law." "Apart from [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted] and [Redacted]. Seems they're above the law actually." Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
6
315
Load more