tired of you
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Hey, everyone, want to feel immensely ancient? You've all known me long enough that my first kid is now seven years old.
There are so many bot posts about how Tony Stark's legacy is being diminished and I don't know what to tell you guys. He's literally not fucking real.
Educate yourself. Everyone knows that every 666 days, the Pope has to meet with his opposite number, the Anti-Pope, to discuss the number of priests that are allowed to play hey diddle diddle. youtu.be/YTOgL4LnwZs?si=5vB8…
Adam Blackhat retweeted
The way I kinda (ever so slightly) want the Crichton estate to win… they’re literally using costumes from the original show lmao.
They shouldn’t win cause it’s obvs not a spin-off/reboot but the Pitt team sure as hell didn’t put a lot of effort into makin it different
'The Pitt's Battle With Michael Crichton Estate Heading To Trial As Warner Bros Rebuffed By Appeal Court deadline.com/2026/11/the-pit…
Keep sucking even when it's limp. Only @netflix
I actually watched the show, and Joe carried on the work that began with the original artificial man. Her AI became a part of JARVIS, the same way JARVIS became a part of Vision. Tony’s genius has always been shown to be in improvisation. This doesn’t detract from that.
Oh man. Enjoy paying for all those serial murderers for the rest of their lives, California.
Breaking news: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced Thursday that he will commute the death sentences of all 548 of the state’s condemned inmates to life without parole. sfchronicle.com/politics/art…
The only part of this I don’t believe is that he has friends with kids. The amount of shit talking he does about this topic makes him sound insufferable and this is just the public side.
Seth Rogen says he and his wife are now more grateful than ever that they decided not to have children he’s not afraid to explain why.
He admits they used to question whether they’d made the right decision, but now their conversations have shifted to, “Honestly, thank God we don’t have children.”
His reasoning? They’re in the prime of their lives, understand themselves better than ever, and have the freedom to pursue their careers, enjoy life, and build the kind of relationship they’ve always wanted.
But Seth took it a step further, saying he sees people with children struggling to find the same time for work and personal enjoyment that he and his wife have.
“I seem to get a lot more active enjoyment out of not having kids than anyone I know seems to get out of having kids.”
That statement will probably divide people. Some see raising children as life’s greatest joy, while others believe a fulfilling life doesn’t have to include parenthood.
Do you think Seth has a point, or is there a kind of happiness you can only understand after having children?
I mean, like, I don’t know the particulars, but…uh…
So Russell Brand and a fan have consensual sex, but because he pulled it from her vagina and put it up her bum without consent that's rape? Have I got this right?
#RusselBrand
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Just watched Hobo With a Shotgun and it has some serious gems.
“You’ll ruin your [ice skates!]”
“I ruin everything!” - said gleefully, as if it makes him a badass.
“I’m going to wash off this blood with your blood!”
It cost, like, $12k to bury my Dad, closed casket, with a small stone. I’m saying both that $50k is bullshit and that $50k is bullshit for another reason.
Ellen DeGeneres went on Instagram in tears over the death of her longtime producer, Matthew Wright, who worked with her for 16 years. His family had to set up a $50,000 GoFundMe to cover funeral expenses, and Ellen reportedly donated $5,000.
This is a woman worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I'm not questioning her grief, but I am questioning why someone with that kind of wealth wouldn't simply offer to cover the funeral expenses and spare his grieving family the burden of asking strangers for help.
When do these people ever have ENOUGH money? Who would want a friend like her in their life?
1. Gave Cap the chicken wings
2. Gave Cap chicken wings but named them Falcon chicken wings
3. Gave Cap chicken wings that kinda sound like fuckin fearless chicken wings…bad or good?
First look at the new food items for the Burger King and ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ collab:
• Doomsday Whopper Extra Crunchy Veg
• Doomsday Whooper Flame-Grilled Chicken
• Fantastic Fizz
• Falcon Fearless Chicken Wings
• Cyclops Soft Paneer Burger
• Thor Thunder Nuggets
• Gambit Boneless Chicken
• Magneto Crunchy Chicken Burger
• Shuri Vibranium Fries
• Loki Molten Cheese Burger
I've never bought Red Sonja or Vampirella comics, but I appreciate that they're still just doing full ass and huge badonks on every cover every month, no shits given.
I didn’t realize it had become this severe and now I understand why @taylormomsen hits that point so hard in every interview that @TPROfficial is playing their shit for real, and what you see is what you get.
