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Abam

@AdamBroud

Comedian/Writer

 Provo, UT
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Joined March 2014
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[On set of the hit Swedish TV show "So You Think You Can Flørgën"] Contestant: *Begins to flärgën* Judge: It's a no from me
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It’s giving thanks
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Every day is a new opportunity to learn something horrific
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every time a taco bell rings an angel gets its diarrhea
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politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away
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Incredible job to whoever chose this picture under the critical reception part for Mariah Carey’s Glitter (2001) page on Wikipedia
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this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5
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Charles Mingus performing at the Five Spot, NYC, 1958
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woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land
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My wife trolled me with pictures at moab today
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You gotta be friggin kidding me
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the longer you use an app, the more difficult it should be to scroll. each scroll should ratchet up the resistance until it takes a massive amount of physical effort to move the page, like trying to pedal uphill
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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs but it’s good if AI does?
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it’s funny that trump had to deal with elon musk for a few months and came away going “we really have to destroy autism”
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"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.
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So headaches are just the autism trying to get out
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The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.
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you’ve just created a million Jimmy Kimmels
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I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime
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Just got a message from someone that my comedy show run by two straight white guys is “too trans” to go to, so I’d say we’re definitely entering a very normal time in America
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I plead with my MAGA friends out there, do not take out your anger about Charlie Kirk’s death on young white men, they are not all killers!
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Literally less than 2 hours apart...
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being a native utahn is so interesting because everyone’s out here like “COLLEGE RADICALIZED CHARLIE KIRK’S ASSASSIN” yeah man, they’re definitely teaching “woke” in the state run by christian nationalists that has repeatedly come in dead last for women’s equality
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