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This is beyond the highest level of support to get Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle out for your on your first SNL skit as a rookie in show business/comedy. Druski is up there.
LEGENDS POPPED OUT FOR ME ๐Ÿ”ฅ SNL
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LEGENDS POPPED OUT FOR ME ๐Ÿ”ฅ SNL
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It's crazy how Godfrey was rejected from hosting SNL and it turns out they rejected him because they were scared he was going to be as big as Eddie Murphy.
Druski gives his monologue as he makes his debut on Saturday Night Live and thanks his family for always supporting him ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ โ€œEveryday I think about how I can possibly repay yโ€™allโ€ Druskiโ€™s grandma: โ€œSome moneyโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ
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He's the first to wish her and she's keeping records and they still complete each other words and use endearing terms in a banter way for each other. Lol, when they're ready, they'll continue from where they left off 5 years ago. Okafor Law is still active ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nkechi Falegan. ๐Ÿ˜‚
between Nkechi Blessing and her ex husband, Hon. Opeyemi Falegan talking about what caused their breakup
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Being overweight, tall, injured, and middle-aged, regaining full functionality was just a dream until I humbled myself. Literally, Jujitsu drills will humble you to the floor where you first began. Youโ€™ll crawl, roll, stretch and do all sorts of โ€˜humility worksโ€™ but in the end, youโ€™ll have the floor and yourself to thank for moving like a child again #75hard
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That's what I'm talking about! Nigerians are Great People and we are determined to achieve the very best. Nigerian Leaders are the devils installed to destroy Nigeria and fraustrate Nigerians just to please their masters.
Nigeria claim the #U17WWC title. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ†

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Nigeria claim the #U17WWC title. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ†

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Not entirely true, because Peter Ayodele Fayose lives in Lagos. Get your facts correct ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Before I forget, all Ekiti ex governors live in Ibadan ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Even while in power, their country home is ibadan ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Naomi Campbell put the word out on her ass immediately after those Tiktok rants and her life nosedived so bad. Everything happening to Elsa Majimo can connected with a straight line to Naomi Campbell.
So sad to see Elsa Majimo going through so much, may she finds healing and strength ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ข
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GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeriaโ€™s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the โ‚ฆ15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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I was livid when I figured out that Nevaeh is reverse of Heaven.
Imoteda Jarus Ednut Ennada You people are creative with this reverse name thing o
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Nigerians can afford 247 electricity
One funny thing about Nigeria's electricity problem is that 50% of the population probably can't afford stable electricity. They'll either be disconnected or steal it.
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Since I woke up this morning, I've taken my time to go through the comments, quotes, and advice people have shared. Trust me, I'm going to take every single piece of advice seriously. However, there's one advice I will not take, and that's people telling me to stay away from politics and focus solely on my business. I think I responded to someone's comment suggesting that we should vote for Peter Obi, and I noticed that quite a number of people dragged me for it. But honestly, why should I be told not to talk about politics and just concentrate on my business? Who do you think put me in the situation I'm currently in? Is it not the government? I shouldn't talk about politics, but politics is talking about me. Do you understand how badly government policies have affected my business and my livelihood? I'm genuinely grateful to everyone who came through for me, but the truth is, I'm still going to bear losses. And who created the economic conditions that contributed to those losses? The government. Let me also address those who believe I made a financial mistake by opening the shop in the first place. Yes, perhaps there were things I could have done differently, but let me give you some context. My shop is strategically located between two major universities in Port Harcourt: the University of Science and Technology (UST) and Ignatius Ajuru University. These institutions have thousands of students. Do you honestly think these students don't want cookies? Why do you think I chose that location in the first place? The idea was simple: students from both universities would make up a significant part of my customer base. Interestingly, since this whole support campaign started, a good number of the people who have shown up to support me are students from these same universities. They have always been my target audience. But the problem is that the economy has destroyed their purchasing power. These students, who ordinarily would patronise my business, are now more concerned about paying school fees, feeding themselves, and meeting their basic needs. And somehow, I'm being told not to talk about politics? You're telling me to focus on my business, post my products, and leave politics alone. But why can't I do both? Why can't I promote my business and also speak about the political leadership and candidate I believe can bring about the change we desperately need? Why shouldn't I advocate for someone I believe can help change the circumstances that have made running a small business this difficult? I was fortunate that my situation gained attention and people rallied around me. But what happens the next time? Will I have to depend on a viral post before I can make meaningful sales? Is that how a business should survive? Absolutely not. I appreciate every single person who has supported me, advised me, encouraged me, and shown me love. I will take the business advice, learn from my mistakes, and make better decisions going forward. But please, don't tell me to stop talking about politics. The economy is affecting my business. Government policies are affecting my customers. The political decisions being made in this country have direct consequences on my livelihood. I cannot separate my business struggles from the politics and economic realities that contribute to them. I have every right to speak about both. PLEASE VOTE PETER OBI!!! โœŒ๏ธ
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 ๐Ÿ™
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I still don't understand why Tinubu is campaigning for a second term and why people are listening to him in the face of all his failures. You can literally draw a straight line from Aso Rock, Abuja to Bourdillon Road, Ikoyi, sinking Nigerians into abject poverty since 2023.
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Hope itโ€™s not too late to tell you people that today is my birthday.๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Grateful for yet another year.
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Look at Cฬถoฬถmฬถrฬถaฬถdฬถeฬถ Adams Oshiomhole fgs? Who would have thought this was what he would be like when he was disturbing President Olusegun Obasanjo then?
They look so ridiculous ๐Ÿซฉ
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You wey God go help me punish, me and you dey Nigeria that year dey buy petrol everyday to on gen , we dey inside darkness for days, na generator we dey on everyday . You reach abroad come forget everything still dey support this evil government. E no go better for you.
Lmaooooooo weโ€™re no longer friends. Glory to God
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REST IN PEACE, Diewait Ikpechukwu. A true Nollywood Veteran.
This 2026, I will take little risks. Involve me.
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I just saw Chiamax video on IG now crying for Actors Guild to bring down the video of her dad. We have lost so many great Nollywood Veterans in just few weeks. This is extremely painful and she just went to see her dad some weeks ago. Rest in Peace Diewait Ikpechukwu. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
Veteran Nollywood Actor Diewait Ikpechukwu D+es At 71 After Prolonged Illness Veteran Nollywood actor Diewait Ikpechukwu has passed away at the age of 71. Ikpechukwu, who was also a former footballer, reportedly d+ed on Thursday following a prolonged illness, according to a family source. Although news of his d+ath has emerged, details surrounding the circumstances remain unclear as of the time of filing this report. His passing marks another sad loss for the Nigerian movie industry, which has continued to mourn the loss of its prominent figures.
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Location really matters in destiny. If you're based in Kogi, Ekiti, Kwara, Bayelsa or Uyo, my brother, you are very far from a successful destiny. Forget statistics quoted by that Twitter page. Seeing is believing. If you like be swallowing figures. Better travel.
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