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You only live once but if you do it right, once is really enough

Joined July 2024
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I’m financially horny, I need to be fucking wealthy🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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The money you are begging me to give you is from the business you don’t support.
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Make I give you gift say you push born your own pikin? Rara oba kpaton deh mo lori ni.
Some men will spend millions on cars, gadgets and enjoyment, but when their wives ask for a push gift, they suddenly have a problem. Nobody is asking you to spend beyond your means. But if you can afford to spoil your wife, why should celebrating her after childbirth be a problem? My dad bought holladies, original gold, butterfly sewing machine for my mom as push gift. And please, a freezer, microwave, television is for the house is not a push gift. That's a household purchase. Some of you don't hate spending money; you just hate spending it on your wives.
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Please tell them o, because some men useless gan.
Dear Men Is not a flex to sleep with the friend of your girlfriend Even if she gives you greenlight & assures you your girlfriend will not know Please don't try it. That way you make her realise that Men are not cheap Men have standard If you must cheat, don't go near her friends Abort mission.
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I gain mastery over my emotions in the name of Jesus.
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I feel like having a lot of fun today but I don’t know where to start with.
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Which one is the perfect jollof rice?
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The day her husband go need help too her eyes go peel.
Is it right for a wife to block people who want to come and ask her husband for money? This includes friends, relatives and family. She doesn’t want them visiting or texting her husband. Is she helping him to manage his resources by doing this or she’s just being greedy and stingy?
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Oh lawd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Now let’s call the plumber to clean the pipe out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Another song of the moment.
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Ode lo like. Shey brother eh leh shey ti e beh?
Nothing beats having a male friend that's not sexually attracted to you but wants just the best for you, provide for you and is always there for you
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If you are a sweet girl with mad renack value 2 minutes is enough.
After men cum for the first round, how many minutes does it take men to be ready for second round sex?
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So true.
Never become so desperate to prove yourself that you forget to enjoy the progress you’ve already made. You may not be where you want to be yet, but acknowledge the distance you’ve covered. Progress deserves recognition too. 🌻
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Trust me men don’t really need marriage, just give me a child and stay a baby mama, don’t worry Dey cleaner will always handle my clothes, the cleaner will always come 3 times a week to clean my house and the cooking don’t worry I can handle that very well, I like to cook my own food and when I get tired of cooking I eat out. And about sex don’t worry there is a stand by generator always ready to come along.
Between men and women who needs marriage most ???
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I don’t participate in gender wars, men need women, women need men. We are not at war please.
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Congratulations my baby, now that you are done serving the country you can now come home and enjoy😊
Finally, it ended this way! 🤗 Thank you, Almighty God. Thank you, NYSC. Thank you, Volleyball CDS, Calabar. Unto the next! ➡️💐❤️
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If you want use this kind strategy rub me na there you go Dey till day go break police go come carry you. I don’t fall for tricks like this. I remember in 2014 someone tried rubbing me with similar method, that time I dey use I pass my neighbor gen, gen wey I just on with full tank never reach 2 hours I even Dey play my ps2 jeje inside house all of a sudden gen off, I Dey hear sound of leg them expect me to come out I just Dey laugh inside house. Later them knock door I no even answer when they got tired they left. Next morning I go outside I meet my generator plug for ground, how them take lose am I no know lol.
This is an eye opener honestly 🤯
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You sha no die, so far you Dey alive no worry that house you go build am, that car you go buy am, that fine girl you go marry her, that japa you go go still japa am, my own advice for you is just try as much as possible to stay alive, no die o, no die o. Just stay alive and shey jeje.
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