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Joined February 2021
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ME AND WHOOOOOOO
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As Adolf Hitler famously stated in a beer hall on the night of November 8, 1923: โ€œStar Wars Malfoid sensitive young man cultural zeitgeist Anakin memetic warfare Hogwarts vote Republican.โ€
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You mess with the goat, you get milked #milked
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Elton john if he was gay: show me your balls oh penis man
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If texas goes blue im posting my alala on main ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
BREAKING: Democrats are now favored in all 7 key Senate races ๐ŸŸฆ Iowa: DEM 52% ๐ŸŸฆ Kansas: DEM 63% ๐ŸŸฆ Ohio: DEM 71% ๐ŸŸฆ Alaska: DEM 72% ๐ŸŸฆ Maine: DEM 73% ๐ŸŸฆ Texas: DEM 76% ๐ŸŸฆ Michigan: DEM 78%
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenโ€™t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan โ€“ May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micrโ€ฆ therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-strโ€ฆ
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amazing. it's like being a sort of reverse seer. the antiseer...
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The ICONICโค๏ธ Code Rot Yam, ONLY found in Losercore, Indiana. Nature is beautiful๐Ÿฅฐ
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$5 in my bank account and i gotta pull my pants down at the urinal bc my dick dont reach my waistband
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i love you little green guy ๐Ÿ’š
that fucking bird that i love โค๏ธ
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The best 48 hours I ever spent on this dumb app.
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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>invent freezer >it freezes things >give it email for some reason >
BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50ยฐC, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters. "Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees." More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said. This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80ยฐC and causing major food losses. It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
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Im crying im like actually crying please god look at him snd his cute eye he looks so happy and is keeping himself tidy and dancing oh baby baby hiiii
Woodcock couldnโ€™t decide whether to preen or dance and managed to do both at once Wednesday in @bryantparknyc #BirdsSeenIn2026 #birdcpp
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#nsfwaudio Moaning fingering my pussy >_< #nsfw #nsfwtwt #moaning #moans
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If you told me in 2023 that the right would start writing harry potter x star wars fanfics and buying funko pops and the left would be killing podcasters and talking about ZOG i would have called you insane
Custom time! Female Draco Malfoy Funko POPs!? Yay or nay.. check out these sweet concepts below ~ Created by @medichistes ~ #HarryPotter #DracoMalfoy #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP
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Replying to @theoluminati
Kalshi bought you too๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€
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Here are 3 things you probably didn't know about Mario! 1) did you know he was originally called jump man? Oh you did? Haha ok cool 2) Did you know that Toad- lol I'm thrown off bc you knew the first one. This is dumb, you probably know everything. I'm such a fucking idiot.
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When I smoked DMT I wanted to see the elves everyone was always talking about bc I wanted to be like hey fuck you guys etc. instead I was overwhelmed by what I can only describe as Purple Evil. It was just Purple and it didnโ€™t want me there. I like to think it was grimace
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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