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Alan Massenburg

@AlanMassenburg

Stand-up Comedian • WE GOT ACTION, the comedy album ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Joined June 2015
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This is not a drill. The debut comedy album from the most handsome comedian is NOW AVAILABLE for pre order 🔥 alanmassenburg.bandcamp.com/…
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I’m riding on anybody that ever said anything negative about Jalen Hurts
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I forgive you Bryce Harper 😭😭😭😭
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Watch the Braves fans cheer for Harper this at bat 😭
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The Phillies can play with somebody else’s emotions cuz the Eagles are back and the Sixers are right over yonder
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I know I’m not a gamer because my first thought was “there must be a stomach bug going around restaurants”
Qua (@kingqua87) profile pictureQua
@kingqua87Aug 26
2k servers down wtf
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The Phillies man 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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President of Cheyenne Bryant’s college speaks with Marc Lamont Hill 😂 @marclamonthill
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Lebron at Geno’s:
Kevín (@KevOnStage) profile pictureKevín
@KevOnStageJul 23
I tried the new Arby’s Philly Cheesesteak
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@BattleRapBumJul 24
Lebron when he ride thru Philly
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaJul 24
BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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Terry@terrychildress_Jul 16
Need that Paul pierce one
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@INTERIORPORN1Jul 15
Julius Caesar knife block 🔪
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This man is the reason we can’t eat vegetables
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Hey @KingJames you might as well come to Philly and reunite with D Wade
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I just set up my lawn chair on Broad Street for the parade
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaJul 1
BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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@aokstottJun 25
DEREK HILL?????? WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE PHILLIES?????
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Im not crying, you are 🥹
Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) profile pictureRob Friedman
@PitchingNinjaJun 4
Cristopher Sánchez gets a Standing Ovation for giving up a run. 👏👏👏 After 50.2 scoreless innings. 😳
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Zeus_house@Zeus_inDaHouseMay 15
her frank lucas moment… rico case started the next day
JustJamie21 (@Carter_Jamie21) profile pictureJustJamie21
@Carter_Jamie21May 15
Nah… lmao it was this.. It was this…
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@spectre0799May 16
2 Hard 4 The Radio but the beat is The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Optimist Prime (@Passedmypryme) profile pictureOptimist Prime@PassedmyprymeMay 15
Replying to @HaterReport
Someone said Drake got that post-slap Will Smith flow and I can’t unhear it
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Barlow going off tonight 💪🏽 Sixers win 114-108
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaMay 6
Just in: Philadelphia 76ers star Joel Embiid has been ruled out for Game 2 tonight against the New York Knicks due to ankle and hip injuries, sources tell ESPN.
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They may have to put everybody from that cruise to sleep for good
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_May 6
PRAIA, Cape Verde (AP) — WHO says confirmed hantavirus cases from cruise ship has risen to 5, including 2 passengers evacuated Wednesday.
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They gotta do a wellness check on bul tonight 😂
blitz (@blitznotinspace) profile pictureblitz@blitznotinspaceMay 4
Jaylen Brown is having a mental breakdown on stream right now
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