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Religion asks us to believe in something, money asks us to believe that other people believe in something.

Otley, Yorks
Joined October 2010
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STOP IT!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃJon Stewart: โ€œThat was not AI. That was not artificial intelligence. That was not any form of intelligence. That was the president of the United States.โ€ ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ#Trump #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica ๐ŸŒŠ
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No matter how many times I listen to this, I cannot get over how incredible this sounds live!
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Such a powerful mesmerising voice...really enjoyed it
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Loved this song by Neil Young but you guys have done it absolute justice by doing a cover of it ๐ŸŽถโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŽค Can you name this song?
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REECE SHEARSMITH sends PETER KAY and SIAN GIBSON into giggles & outtakes CAR SHARE (2015-18)
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Bradford City players returning to training after the international break. Graham Alexander: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #bcafc #pnefc
Preston have made an official approach to Bradford City for permission to hold talks with Graham Alexander. Former defender made over 350 appearances for Preston as a player and has guided Bradford to top of the table in League One #pnefc #bcafc
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Two Bradfordians combining to secure the three points. ๐Ÿ” Your knee slide needs some work, Bobby! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #BCAFC
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Twenty five years ago today, a 62 year old man with cancer in his bones walked 2,687 people out of the South Tower, and then he went back inside. Rick Rescorla was born in Hayle, Cornwall in 1939. British Parachute Regiment in Cyprus at 18. Colonial police in Northern Rhodesia. Then he came to America, enlisted in the US Army in 1963, and in November 1965 he went into the Ia Drang Valley as a platoon leader with the 2nd Battalion, 7th Cavalry. Hal Moore called him the best platoon leader he ever saw. His men called him Hard Core. He sang to them in the dark, Wild Colonial Boy in an Australian accent, because he had worked out that men who are singing are not men who are panicking. That is Rescorla on the cover of We Were Soldiers Once and Young, bayonet fixed. Thirty five years later he was head of security for Dean Witter, later Morgan Stanley, in the South Tower of the World Trade Center. In 1990 he brought in his old friend Dan Hill and the two of them walked the basement. He warned the Port Authority that the parking garage was wide open, that somebody could drive in a truck full of explosives, walk out and light it off. Nothing was done. Three years later the 1993 bomb went off about thirty feet from the spot he had flagged. After that he told Morgan Stanley the towers were still a target and the next attack would come out of the sky. He wanted the firm to leave Manhattan. The lease ran to 2006, so they stayed. Twenty two floors of the South Tower, roughly 2,700 people. So he drilled them. Every three months, everyone, no exceptions, down the stairwells two abreast while he stood there with a stopwatch. Traders pulling seven figures resented being marched down concrete stairs by a Cornishman with a clipboard. He kept doing it anyway. 8:46 a.m. The North Tower is hit. Port Authority comes over the South Tower loudspeakers and tells everyone the building is secure and to go back to their desks. Rescorla picks up a bullhorn and tells his people to get out. He phones Dan Hill. "The dumb sons of bitches told me not to evacuate. They said it's just Building One. I told them I'm getting my people out of here." 9:03 a.m. The second plane hits the South Tower, floors 77 through 85. His people are already in the stairwells, moving exactly the way they had been drilled, and Rescorla is on the bullhorn singing to them. Cornish songs. A version of Men of Harlech he had rewritten for Cornwall. Men of Cornwall stop your dreaming, can't you see their spearpoints gleaming. He called his wife Susan from the stairs. They had been married two and a half years, met jogging in New Jersey. He told her to stop crying, that he had to get these people out safely, and that if something happened to him he wanted her to know he had never been happier, that she made his life. Someone told him to get out. He said, as soon as I make sure everyone else is out. 2,687 Morgan Stanley employees went home that day. Thirteen did not, and four of those were Rescorla and the men who stayed in the building with him: Wesley Mercer, Jorge Velazquez, Godwin Forde. He was last seen on the 10th floor, walking up. The South Tower fell at 9:59. They never found him.
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No matter what you are I will always be with you โ€ฆ
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written by Lowe and Gomm, Lowe only grudgingly recorded it, and he considered it an aberration - a pop sell-out song. When he performed the song on The David Letterman Show, he called it "wimpy" and had little interest in discussing it. even though it turned out to be his biggest hit Nick Lowe - Cruel To Be Kind (Letterman 1983) โ–ถ๏ธ
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This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about โ€œNATO not being there for Americaโ€ is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And youโ€™ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”โ€œAND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTHโ€ฆโ€ Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australianโ€™s response to Trumpโ€™s rant that โ€œNATO does nothing for Americaโ€ is absolutely devastating: โ€œMate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults canโ€™t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them havenโ€™t even been convicted of anything. Theyโ€™re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. Youโ€™re the only developed nation where thatโ€™s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cubaโ€™s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasnโ€™t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal โ€” found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban โ€” is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. โ€˜NATO wasnโ€™t there when we needed them.โ€™ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasnโ€™t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You donโ€™t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you havenโ€™t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?โ€
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BURT KWOUK surprises both PETER SELLERS and Russell Harty during a 1976 TV interview as he blasts onto the set & hilariously attacks Sellers & Harty in the style of โ€˜Catoโ€™. Fantastic. nitter.cf/drsditt/status/2082464โ€ฆ
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Nigel Farage walking, but with the St Trinian's Flash Harry music added. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
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Nigel Farageโ€™s gamble to call by-election in Clacton has turned out to be a massive mistake as Count Binface who seems to be his only real competitor has made it onto #newsnight #votebinface and save the taxpayer ยฃ350,000 is surely an election winning slogan.
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USMNT 1-4 BELGIUM. Game to be replayed next Wednesday.
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Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.
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Every American should watch every second of this video. Thank you, @BenSasse.
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No matter how many times I listen to this, I cannot get over how incredible this sounds live! #TalkTalk
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