@AlecPatton7

Fantasy writer, Engineer, Artist, aspiring Curmudgeon and unrepentant Misanthrope. Technophobe, architecture buff, ultra-INTJ, agnostic and recovering lurker.

Joined April 2022
After a 3-year long wait, my latest book is LIVE! amazon.com/dp/B0F4RGQXSJ?ref… Folks, "Preservation's Cost" has everything you crave in old-school fantasy. It's got dragons, giants, manticores and tarrasques, undead, scheming nobles, unethical sorcerers, angry druids, dwarven kingdoms, ancient ruins, haunted necropolii, powerful artifacts, and much, much more!
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One of the sugar maples in my front yard, which I have named "the Harbinger," is starting to display the first subtle hints of orange in its foliage. Autumn draws nigh!
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Watching season 3 of "Primal ", and every so often I am compelled to pause it just so i can admire the exquisite composition of the scenes and let my eyes linger on the graphical richness so i can savor it like it deserves. Masterful production.
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So I just received a surprise check in the mail from the county auditor for $229.90. There's a code on it that indicates it is a "statutory distribution surplus refund" for my property and cites some state law. Never heard of such a thing. I feel like I just got one of those "Community Chest" cards in Monopoly ("Bank error in your favor, collect $200).
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I know old people just get money showered on them by the government. Is this a sign of advancing age? Regardless, I am suspicious.
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Sent this to the zoomer engineer intern I am mentoring. Told him to get everything here for his inspection kit, except swap out the crossbow for a tape measure, and the poison for hand sanitizer.
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I can remember being a little kid during the 1970's and wondering why so much of what I saw on TV was weird and bizarre. Obviously, this was way before I learned about drugs...
vintage psychedelic film funded by the government for the U.S. bicentennial (1976)
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Ten years too late, but I'll take what I can get.
Arnold Schwarzenegger will return in KING CONAN from director Christopher McQuarrie, with filming set to begin next year. "Look at the movie by Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven. It will be a lot like that but with extraordinary battles," Schwarzenegger tells website The Arnold Fans.
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So last night I went to bed shockingly early. I was mentally too tired to write any more, and lately movies don't interest me, for some reason. Naturally, I woke up at 3:30 am. But here's the interesting part: I lay in bed for the next 1.5 hours in delicious repose, drifting in a state of semi-consciousness, and I literally got 5 new writing ideas that I know I would have struggled to devise if I had been fully awake and sitting at my laptop. To be clear, they were little, small things: the name of a cult, a type of trap in a cave system, the way a satanic ritual would be conducted, but it was nonetheless thrilling to realize that my subconscious was working on several writing issues for me even though I had not directed it to do so. I felt like some kind of dreamy Victorian aesthete conjuring visions of splendor and dread, harnessing the full potential of my innate faculties, rediscovering the creative techniques of the decadents of yore... There were definite echoes of Coleridge's "Kubla Khan" there. I need to replicate this effect, preferably without the opium.
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I've got the front door open and am listening to birdsong this morning. Spring birdsong is peak. Very soothing.
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I would probably be a lot more concerned about the latest AI developments if I had any inkling of what the jargon meant. The incessant use of coding lingo [?] is quite the barrier for the 99.9% of us who aren't coders. "This Cloudy-Anthropic code just found a 2.3 pico-second fork vulnerability that would have taken a regular RAMSEC device ten image stacks to configure, and it did it all without loss direction or tweaking from the vibe project team!" OK. Sounds like the usual nerd pretentiousness coupled with the breathless finance guy talking his book to juice up an imminent IPO.
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I've gotten a little bit weary of character arcs, tbh. I mean, yeah, events do have an effect on protagonists, and if you have an entire book based on a main character, then one can reasonably anticipate that by the end they might be altered somehow with respect to their initial condition. But if plot/story is your primary concern, a character arc can seem downright indulgent, even pretentious. Do Conan or James Bond have character arcs? No, they don't change; they remain fundamentally the same. [Same with Sherlock Holmes, or pretty much any other protagonist in the mystery genre.] And fans are glad of that!
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It's fine if the character arc is The Point of the story, and sometimes it is required (how could one do a "coming of age" tale without one?). But wedging one into fantasy or sci-fi can be a needless complication if you are more concerned with concepts and ideas. Much of genre fiction is like this. A guy is hired for a "job". Maybe it's a quest, or a mission. Whatever. A bunch of things happen. The hero does his bit. End of story. See you in the next installment!
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This is the main issue I have with Critical Role, incidentally. I just want to see a cool story with people kicking ass against dangerous opponents. But no - every single character has to have some kind of fucking trauma to overcome, has to arrive at a "profound" realization, has to "come to terms" with their past, fulfill their potential, exceed their limitations, blah, blah, blah.
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It's so rare to devise a new idea, but I just came up with a new "thing". I'm writing a story about an undead creature that escapes from a tomb. The priestess protagonist notes that the proportions and layout of the tomb adhere to certain divine principles preached by a school of "archimancy", where buildings can be constructed in ways that facilitate spiritual goals. And the arrangement of the tomb led to the partial resurrection of the warlord that had been interred there. So I've added to the schools of magic: transmutation, divination, conjuration, illusion, necromancy, geomancy, and now: archimancy!
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Yes, technically it should be called something like "tectomancy" instead, but that doesn't have the same ring. Anyway, creative brainwaves like this make my weekend.
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I watched the 1st Season 2 episode of Fallout last night (it was pretty good). I am quite taken with the Mid-Century Modern "High" American aesthetic that the show has perfectly distilled and supplied in concentrated form in the various flashbacks. Of course, IRL we were cheated out of the glorious retro-future we should have gotten. But it's crazy to think that our parents lived through the apex of American power in the 50's and the first half of the 60's. Just consider if that societal state had persisted, and the cars, music, design, fashion, mores and manners and everything else had continued on, slightly changing, but only to become even more so such that the period's identifying characteristics were intensified and refined to an apotheosis of Peak Americana. I suppose this is another variation of "This Is What They Took From You."
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