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whenever I go to pick my dogs poo up in the garden, he will get up from wherever he is/whatever he is doing and follow me out as closely as physically possible to me so he always has a front row view of his servant picking up his literal shit from his ass.
Sorry to hear your boyfriend is losing his job
Hundreds of jobs at risk at wet wipe factory bbc.in/45D7UpD
Just sprinting away without saying anything is the funniest thing to do in literally any situation
A property developer turned drug dealer who made £320k from crime sprinted away from questions after leaving Cardiff Crown Court.
He was ordered to pay back £52k after the court heard his ill-gotten gains had largely been spent on a lavish lifestyle. walesonline.co.uk/news/wales…
Alexander Clark retweeted
𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.
Check in on those around you.
#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
Alexander Clark retweeted
LOOTERS IN FRANCE ARE TAKING IN BULK NOW nitter.cf/OpinelZedou/status/167…
The goat strikes again. Without a doubt the funniest person to ever live.
After Trump’s arraignment, he stopped at Miami’s popular Cuban restaurant Versailles and promised supporters he was buying “food for everyone.”
It turns out he left without paying for a single item. miaminewtimes.com/restaurant…
I hope everyone involved with scheduling the Rovers game for 12 today has the worst year of their lives in 2023
