@AlexJKelly

Firefighter. Roaming Wyldcat. The only chill Catholic convert. ❤️@420bvnny❤️ All opinions came to me in a dream. Still stupid, no longer drunk. He/him. 32.

 Texas
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Joined March 2021
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The Helsingist Pocket Guide (First Edition) is out now! Link in reply to avoid deboosting, so that this important information about the vampiric menace and the Helsingist Order can be more widely seen.
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The TSA has never been welcoming or professional and I don’t think that has anything to do with chairs.
Pubity
@pubity
Sep 30
The TSA has banned employees from sitting down while checking passports and IDs. They believe seated TSA agents don't create a "welcoming and professional environment for travelers" and will now force agents to stand for the whole shift.
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I think it’s really cute when couples sit in a booth side by side instead of across from each other. It’s very birds sitting on a branch together
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NEW AD: Introducing SCANDUEL! The only betting app where you can parlay Ken Paxton’s scandals — and get paid! Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing. 💰
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not wint@drilhistorian
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POLITICO
@politico
Oct 6
Ken Paxton’s secret weapon: Ted Cruz politi.co/4AREDGC

Ken Paxton’s secret weapon: Ted Cruz

politico.com
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He has an even worse opponent and did not make the baffling decision to run largely focused on gun control in Texas.
Niles Francis@NilesGApol
Oct 6
Not sure I've seen this question asked but what does Talarico have that Beto didn't?
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Replying to @AlexJKelly
Its a saying bc dogs can skateboard and thats sick!!!!
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milo edwards@Milo_Edwards
Oct 6
jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth. george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers. kramer subplot:
Nick Pinkston 🏭 🏗️ 🏙️ ⏭️
@NickPinkston
Oct 5
Came across this plate / bumper sticker combo in NYC recently lol
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Where the did the phrase “sick as a dog” come from? I’ve never seen a dog not on death’s door be visibly ill in my fucking life. Did some dude try to come up with an analogy on the fly, say “I’m sick as a,” realize he had nothing, see a dog and go with that, and it just stuck?
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if a dem who wins TEXAS quits after 2 years for a opportunistic presidential run we are beating them with hammers
Jacob Smith 🏳️‍🌈@jacobfhsmith
Oct 3
If Dems win both TX-Gov and TX-LG, have to think that Gina Hinojosa makes some short lists for VP in 2028.
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Wheeljack
@SJWheeljack
Oct 5
"the power of a protest vote" is that the protest vote has the power to help Republicans win elections
nick revolution 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🇮🇪@revolution_ope
Oct 4
the dumbest people you know are now calling him a trump voter and still do not understand the power of a protest vote.
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Got a better place for our rifles than just crammed in the corner of a closet now
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@4xCaliban
Oct 4
The most deranged thing about zei_squirrel’s meltdown is that they achieved AI psychosis from GOOGLE GEMINI. It’s like developing a gambling addiction from Dave and Buster’s.
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Double_A_Neu@AA_Neu
Oct 5
Replying to @Zackcy @4xCaliban
Thousands of people were one-shot by the earliest version of GPT which was just a yes-bot saying yes.
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Miro@YamiryuNoKage
Oct 5
Replying to @CameronCorduroy
The strategy of the a lot of the right is just becoming so evil that anyone trying to explain what they want sounds like a madman to a normie.
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one of the big problems in politics is that accurately describing Republican politics sounds insane "they're suing doctors for preventing childhood disease" makes you sound like a raving lunatic, but it's literally just mainstream GOP policy
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024
Oct 5
NYT: Ken Paxton Opens Investigation Into Pediatricians for Vaccinating Children Ken Paxton, the Texas attorney general and Republican Senate candidate, has alleged a sprawling profit-driven conspiracy. Pediatricians say the accusations are an attempt at intimidation. nytimes.com/2026/10/05/healt…

Texas Pediatricians Face Paxton Investigations for Vaccinating Children

Ken Paxton, the Texas attorney general and Republican Senate candidate, has alleged a sprawling profit-driven conspiracy. Pediatricians say the accusations are an attempt at intimidation.

nytimes.com
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Zy
@ZyMazza
Oct 5
"You're born alone you die alone" is such a stupid saying. It is quite literally impossible to be "born" alone! At a minimum it requires the participation of on other person. Pure nihilism slop
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Will Steakin
@wsteaks
Oct 5
NEW in @playbookdc: Ken Paxton in leaked audio vents over his campaign being run by DC: “I don’t control message or what we’re doing” “I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control over the campaign…it’s all coming — you know — from DC”
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This used to be a respectable website.
Beaverboy⚾🥭🦫🦬@Brynsbeaver
Oct 5
And now, Rapist Hitler with the weather. Rapist?
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phil@blackphilled
Oct 4
it's kinda awesome that we let an entire medium of communication be basically killed so that scam call centers can make 500$ a year
Internet Slop
@GimmickSlop
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Every time I see a meme of Gandalf despising Pippin, I think of Gandalf saying this
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