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Straight people in the most lame costumes waiting in lines to get into the worst bars you’ve ever seen in your life.
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It’s the year 2075. The US has devolved into a post-AI nuclear wasteland controlled by competing militias. Your mutual has once again shared the clip of Fran Lebowitz saying that HIV/AIDS destroyed gay connoisseurship
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Yes he has quite the resume Ian, thank you. Shall we look at what the Google machine pulls up for the last couple years? Hmmm, 16 allegations of sexual misconduct, a 10 game suspension from the NFL, and a terrible 73% on FGs in 2024. I feel like this is a Norm Macdonald bit “wow that’s the first I’m hearing of this!”
The #Chiefs worked out three kickers and kept both Justin Tucker and Harrison Mevis around all day, giving them both physicals after similarly impressive workouts. In the end, with the experience and resume, Tucker gets the PS spot.
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Chris Gallant on why he’s going to flip a red district… regardless of those photos.. queerty.com/chris-gallant-on…
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I wrote about Last Ditch closing, and how it’s ultimately a sad story about people who tried to provide for their community—only for that community to cannibalize them. queerty.com/the-most-infamou…
I wrote about Last Ditch closing, and how it’s ultimately a sad story about people who tried to provide for their community—only for that community to cannibalize them. queerty.com/the-most-infamou…
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Can’t Afford a Home. Can’t Afford a Baby. Can’t Afford Life. This Is 30. nytimes.com/2026/10/25/nyreg… via @NYTimes
My home county! Half of MSNBC’s viewership lives here. “In this house…” signs are still very much en vogue in Newton!
The Golden Life has dark energy. The show is looser & clearly they have more control over production. I think we’re going to see some really nasty sides of them—esp Dorinda. I don’t know what to make of Sonja. They’ve always made insinuations with her & now the 4th wall is down.
Red light cameras are a form of harassment. Obviously, I am not advocating for people to drive dangerously. But mailing honest, hard/working citizens $100+ tickets for going 5 mph over the speed limit or going right on red a shade after the light turns is punitive.
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Obsessed with this guy who finds the most boring average looking men in Boston and then street harasses them (“who let this DADDY outside?!”), and they absolutely LOVE IT and are beaming from the attention. Much to consider here
I’ll say it: Alexi Giannoulias creeps me out. He’s been building a war chest to run for mayor for years and just seems unctuous. Chicago’s version of Gavin Newsom. They court many of the same kind of billionaire donors.
Chicago needs a budget that reflects the priorities of working families, not politics. We must #demandbetter.
It's not just megalomania. It's downright homophobic & trashy.
