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STANTON R

@Alex_Stanton19

Gold medalist in the 1996 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process.

Joined June 2009
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Replying to @Alex_Stanton19
@Alex_Stanton19 all dead I hope
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Hiya mate @jamieccfcbarrow
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CORONA FESTIVAL!!! @jamieccfcbarrow @MichaelMickyGee @DS19272013 @Alex_Stanton19 #CoronaSunSets
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Corona festival!!!!!! @CardiffBoyLee @MichaelMickyGee @alex_stanton19 and dan wherever he is!
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Festival in a few days can't wait! @Alex_Stanton19 @jamieccfcbarrow @CardiffBoyLee
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Fuck sake @CardiffBoyLee @jamieccfcbarrow
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I want Wendy's. 😛😛😛😛
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You know your a proper Sunday league team when your starting 11 are on the piss the night before a game 😂
What omg such a good game
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Think we got plenty of beer for the Italy vs England game @joelroberts1927
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Last night was amazing until I had to walk home with no shoes cuz mine ripped open 😂😂😂
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Anyone want to see a Vine of a cat running into the door of a French restaurant? You're in bloody luck... vine.co/v/MgZ3l1AtnOm
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Zlatan Ibrahimović on Mario Balotelli:
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Replying to @KevinTheophile
“@KevinTheophile: Blue short on blue water - #Bluebirds #MexicoMexicoooooooo🎶🎶 http://t.co/s9rUDTIaxD” Quality.
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Dismay for Ross McCormack as he remembers he's forgotten to put his bin out again #lufc
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Replying to @sportbible
“@TSBible: Sagna, take a bow! vine.co/v/Mp6l1wd9Fi6” fuck me that's how you score 😂😂
This is what retirement looks like! #elasticatedwaistband
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