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the biggest the largest 🀰 not pc πŸš«πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ married.πŸ’’ i hate lolis.πŸ”ͺ🚫 i hate abortion. πŸ‘Ό I love jesus.✝️ I am an internet jester. πŸƒ

in ur closet
Joined September 2026
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Males only serve one purpose to me and thats to play map games with me
There isn’t a single benefit to men having female friends. They don’t even give you social proof because you just look like their gay sidekick or friendzoned beta male orbiter. Preselection only comes from being seen with a girl who is obviously your girlfriend.
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What happened to men being true romantics
Another way men are better than women: the male fantasy is all the women in his harem getting along; woman prefers for multiple men to fight over her.
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domestic violence is truly an awful crime however if my girlfriend ever asked to open the relationship id probably tear her in half and feast on her innards
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sometimes I see a good tweet but its from a big account and i know they were not clever enough to come up with something funny on their
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If u grew up in a ghetto u would know what shes talking about One time one of my 7th grade teachers *male* slapped a boy across the face
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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I feel ive seen this question asked 500 times over the past 2 years and theres always a million replies explaining it but then the post pops up again and idk are u mfs even real
Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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true hypergamy
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Israel is the death of the republican party
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Lmfao. Too late.
JUST IN: Trump says US is stopping $4 billion aid to Israel
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I played redguard jn Skyrim cause the double sword thing was cool
the elder scrolls being set in the redguard area is going to remind everyone this game started development in peak woke times
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Israel comes to me in my dreams like Charlie to candace
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I do not care, I am a good little Bethesda pig and I WILL eat my Elderslop
The first teaser for β€˜THE ELDER SCROLLS VI’ in over 8 years has been released.
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cuando uso β€œπŸ˜”β€ esto es lo que quiero transmitir
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I think holy fuck might be a valid reaction to getting blown up idk just me tho
Male pilot: "Our Father who art in heaven...." Female co-pilot: "Holy F*&K!!"
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Loli niggas be like Yes I want to fuck kids Yes I want a normal loving wife Wait why dont anyone want me
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Real ones remember this poptropica puzzle
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Why are black ppl so racist
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I just wear earbuds constantly but dont play anything
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Niggas get on twitter and pretend to care 10 bees are dead
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