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All Hallows Patriot Apparel retweeted
Hey Lowe’s the Halloween section gets better every year. Somebody in the corporate office over there clearly loves spooky season.
But then you turn the corner and there’s already a full Christmas setup sitting right next to it.
Im not saying get rid of the Christmas stuff entirely, just don’t bring it out while we are enjoying Halloween.
If a thousand fellow Halloweenies sign my petition , any chance you’ll ban Christmas displays in October?
@Lowes eagerly awaiting your response, balls in your court
If I had the free time this would be me
Halloween Legends: Today We Salute
Mr. Garage Haunted Attraction
You spent three weekends, four extension cords, and one extremely patient spouse turning a two-car garage into something that requires a waiver. Fog machine on a timer. Motion-sensor screams. A homemade drop panel that only works 60% of the time and is therefore scarier. Neighborhood kids rank it above the professional one downtown. Your car has been parked on the street since September.
All Hallows Patriot Apparel retweeted
Some people are saying that seeing Christmas decorations up already at Lowe’s is putting them in the Christmas spirit…..me on the other hand
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All Hallows Patriot Apparel retweeted
@SpiritHalloween
Spirit Halloween’s X account is posting like they’re legally required to and nothing more. Zero juice. I’m formally submitting my resume to run it. Resume’s in the comments. DM me. I’ll work for animatronic compensation.
I need some likes and reposts to help make this happen
All Hallows Patriot Apparel retweeted
Coca Cola has their iconic Christmas commercials…..they are leaving a lot on the table by not making a Halloween version.
All Hallows Patriot Apparel retweeted
Spooky Season is here and Pumpkin Spice is released….does life get any better than this?
Yesterday was rough for America, but we have to remember there's always tomorrow... (well, maybe not for NYC ). Let's keep pushing forward remembering what's important!
The New York Jets' catastrophic 1-7 start to the 2025 season offers a grim parallel to the collapse awaiting New York City following the election of socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani both embody a system plagued by inefficiency, top-down control that stifles progress, and a relentless string of losses that erode any foundation of success, leaving fans and residents bracing for total breakdown. @nyjets @nypost
Who would've thought in 2025 that New Yorkers would be beaming up the hammer and sickle instead of the Bat-Signal? City's trading caped crusaders for comrades.
This Christmas 2025, Biden's legacy of reckless government spending and money printing lingers in every inflated price tag….like $5.29 for a box of Christmas Crunch. Ouch.
On Halloween, as the undead rise and walk among the living, the only thing Democrats can think is: "Great, another group to tax and regulate!"
#Halloween
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If 3i Atlas turns out to be a hostile alien invader my money is on the Democrats blaming Trump for it
Halloween...........it's almost most here. This Frankenpatriot has been waiting all month for All Hallows Eve
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We feel obligated to apologize to all the participants in yesterday's Pumpkin Fun Run 5K—where we sponsored a hydration station. No one's perfect, and we learn from our mistakes. Next year, we promise: no more handing out hot pumpkin spice lattes mid-race! #LessonsLearned #Sunday #sundayvibes #fallvibes
