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Laur

@AllTimeLaur

my body is not a temple it is luigi’s mansion ♌︎ 🍉

 new york ☆ she/her
endless.horse
Joined December 2010
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“wHy dO ModS BuLLy tHe StReAmEr” sorry you’d throw hands too if your streamer called you a ‘squatty potty’ in front of 2,000 people on a wednesday
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insane how ocarina of time managed to be the greatest video game ever made TWICE
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the OoT remake experience
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About to get my COVID vax card PSA graded
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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i see the timeline hopping on to the fact that philip j fry is hot and just needed to remind everyone that i built this train years ago
knife wife ❤️‍🔥 (@MiaOnSunday) profile pictureknife wife ❤️‍🔥@MiaOnSunday27 May 2023
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The grandpa in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) profile pictureBenny Boy@Camel_CrushinOct 16
The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy
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mr. joshua
@pantsSep 29
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goose is processing all of this attention
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Laur (@AllTimeLaur) profile pictureLaur@AllTimeLaurSep 7
the cat distribution system delivered something on my doorstep - meet goose 🪿
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the cat distribution system delivered something on my doorstep - meet goose 🪿
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he is Incredibly Tiny (banana for scale)
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there is fiberglass in saline drips
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseAug 27
Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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the muppets should not be mourning people back to back
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computer. My Tennessee Mountain Home. loud enough to kill.
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y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me the hilarious ross matthews
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the f in my name stands for financially responsible that is why there is no f in my name i am buying myself more trinkets
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kage@sukikage_Jul 31
Self undiagnosing. I’m fine
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