Alexandra Sheffield

@joryjohn All babies look like Winston Churchill anyway. Aka old men. Aka Ed.

Guys I just bought this couch. IM SO HAPPY

Tonight I may be doing the worst thing I've ever done. I am serving free Jell-O shots at a club called Harlot in SF.

This splinter is a part of me now. It's never coming out.

Family dinner!

Being able to stand naked on your deck and wave at the golden gate feels like a good thing.

Apparently bread and honey isn't good to eat in a hurry. I'm covered in honey you guys.

Bill Nye the science guy on Dancing with the Stars?? Dude I just want more science. Is that too much to ask?

When cleaning this new room I've never felt more like my mom.

Lost my butt at the mindgaze hut.

Escape the soundscape

1 perk of not having a place to live. You get to stay over and drink your friend's David Lynch coffee in the morning

When your landlord says your house is ready to move in and you get there and it looks like this.

Looking at avant garde source scores. "Fur music" by Nelson Howe

I didn't miss California traffic. But my left thigh is getting an excellent tan. So there's that.

We are both sad because we can't be together forever. instagram.com/p/daSXJ6KDKw/

Hop mama! Sweet sister at Wildflour. #hops #nofilter #freestone instagram.com/p/dYRe_uKDEK/

@joryjohn Pickles

Fingers always stained with blood, beets and berries.

It's hard to pee with Jesus watching.