AlphaOM3G1

BIGGEST CRYPTO CANON EVENTS: • Your first 100x • Losing everything • Making it all back • Getting rugged • Realizing you're exit liquidity • Sending to the wrong address • Falling in love with a JPEG • Buying a "rare" NFT, but then you realize... • Revenge trading • Winning your revenge trade • The first time you combine trading, coffee, and nicotine • Buying your first Bitcoin • Getting your first airdrop • Paying 3 months rent on ETH gas • Seeing a teenager make a doctor's salary in a day • Thinking “this is the bottom” • Buying the top out of FOMO • Calling something a scam, and then buying it a week later • Sending your net worth in one transaction • Setting up your 1st ledger • Finding a random wallet with a lot of money on it • Watching a friend make generational wealth from your call that you sold after a 2x • Getting rugged by a 90s windows, pixel website • Trying your first web3 ponzi game • Switching to a new wallet for "fresh energy" • Getting your first whitelist • Minting it • Selling it • Meeting your online friend IRL for the first time • Your first crypto IRL event • Roundtripping 6 figs • Roundtripping 7 figs • Roundtripping 8 figs • Eating figs • Watching your cold wallet flip your bank account • Telling your family about crypto (regretting it) • Losing sleep over a meme coin • Staring at a 1 minute chart • Playing "Pump it Up" • Getting socially engineered • Finally understanding on-chain data • Watching Vitalik do anything