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I'm trying to get as much micro-plastic in my body as possible. #microplasticmaxing

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Me approving Claude whenever it makes deep changes to my base code.

I just realized data centers are autistic: REEEEeEEeE!

I'm going to start sending rejection notices to companies. I'll thank them for being on my potential list of employers but unfortunately I've decided not to move forward with their application process.

So now that AI can one shot apps we can all make our own social media feeds that don't contain ragebait, politics, influencers, celebrity publicity, ads, and propaganda campaigns. #ownyourfeed

Me when I try to bring all the groceries in at once.

Food court

This was only possible back when diplomacy worked.

We think cats are domesticated because they're small.

Me when I say "Just a little sauce" and they squirt half the bottle on the sandwich.

A kinesin motor protein transports a vesicle to its target organelle. How are proteins getting more steady work than me?

I clean my room, one week later it's dirty again. I gotta say, I'm not a fan of this system.

We should all collectively boycott any restaurant that delivers with an app (doordash, Uber, etc) rather than having a dedicated delivery driver. If that doesn't work just get the government to ban them, they were such a horrible idea. #doordash #ubereats

Why do I get the sense that in soccer the goalkeeper is mostly a ceremonial position. Who is seriously expected to save anything going into that airplane hanger we call a soccer net. youtube.com/shorts/r_7RsOCou…

Which country has the most tourists right now? 🌎✈️📊 Annual arrivals don’t tell the full story. 🇫🇷 France gets 102M / year—1.5 tourists for every 1 resident! 🇺🇸 USA hosts the most ~2.2M—as they stay longer. 🇬🇷🇭🇷 Greece & Croatia tourists = ~8% of daily population. Details 👇

What's great about being a kid is that your parents are pretty much a roller coaster theme park on demand. #parenting

What we all hope for with Artemis: Outside mounted cameras, high level picture/ video and modern 360 cameras with the crew documenting everything they can vs what we actually get blue screens and indiscernible planet earth... #ArtemisIILaunch

Critical Thinking Tip: The law does not make things moral. Otherwise there would be no need to change or update them throughout history. Nevertheless, laws can be an attempt at the application of morality.

Hey baristas, who hurt you? 🙌☕