Amanda0218

I love that @jwo!! I think I'll use it on my clients too

I tell AJ to get his Crocs and he says COCK! How exactly do I combat that?

Mucho thanks to the @jwo

Aw thanks @awo!

I chased it with a lemon bar and cheesecake just to be sure I got the taste out of my mouth.

I ingested SEVERAL shrimp quesadillas prior to knowing they were shrimp. Then almost barfed.

All my hubby's dreams are coming true. AJ is dancing to #eliyoungband

I learned the trick to getting my son to eat: wrap things in bacon. I mean, so simple.

I just ate a Jack in the Box taco and it was everything I remembered. And more.

This cow got put in his place! instagr.am/p/UM8BQ/

3 girls and squirrel. Girls weekend ftw! instagr.am/p/T3POZ/

AJ loves to sing Gwen stefani bananas song... He ain't no holla back boy

AJ lost another paci at Walmart. I'm not gonna have to ween him, he's gonna run out!

Happy birthday @jwo!! I hope you're enjoying some chocolate susans today.

First word alert: Momma! I win! Whaaahahaa!

How do you teach a kid that if you have 8 fruit loops you don't have to eat them all at once

Nothing like cleaning shit off of tiny balls to brighten my morning

For dinner AJ ate fish sticks and asparagus: 50% dad and 50% mom

My baby said eff this to his crib mobile and ripped it down this morning! #thehulk