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just a guy who got too close to a vending machine and now i understand everything. dog truther. sponsored by the concept of Tuesday

United States of America
Joined April 2008
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Hey @Kash_Patel you can add this to your spank bank.
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Successful how? Like he didn’t shit his diaper while he was there?
.@POTUS is back on American soil after a successful trip to Ireland
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And to others he’s a pedophile and rapist. Also a narcissist, incontinent sack of crap.
To the world, he’s the President. But to some, he’s still just Grandpa. ❤️ Happy Grandparents Day!
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Replying to @BrendanCarrFCC
@BrendanCarrFCC you’re a loser. A pathetic loser. I bet you feast on @realDonaldTrump shit filled diapers.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump do you have to check this thing for yeast infections?
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Replying to @marcorubio
@marcorubio how much amphetamines are in your body?
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Replying to @marcorubio
@marcorubio if I were you I’d be so embarrassed about how pathetic I am that I would go into hiding forever.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump hey fatty, I would like to paint the reflection pool. I can offer you great value. Only $20,000,000, great price, the best price, great work, the best work. Want to grab a Big Mac and discuss?
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Replying to @LindseyGrahamSC
@LindseyGrahamSC they say you can suck a watermelon through a garden hose.
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Replying to @SecKennedy
@SecKennedy hey do you know where I can get some brain eating worms?
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Replying to @SpeakerJohnson
@SpeakerJohnson what’s your grindr profile? Asking for a friend.
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