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typing faster than i think, since the 7th grade

New York, NY
Joined February 2007
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the Xmas/sacre part one youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… a Yuletide tradition for the past 33 years!
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two things i love about social media: • It surfaces bright people i would not otherwise have known nor hear off. • It clarifies who only seemed bright while they kept their thoughts to themselves.
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I tease people I like and also stupid people. It's up to them to figure out which group they're in.
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in the end, we shall repay our food chain debt to the worms.
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i am loyal to coffeeshops where the "small" size is actually small. extra boldness points if that's the only size you sell.
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"Everyone who confuses correlation with causation ends up dead." #overheard
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Dear Russians, These are not sanctions, this is Special Finances. We're trying to help you. 🌍 🇺🇦
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Kids don't turn queer because a teacher told them queer people exist. They turn queer because their older sister's best friend gave them Ani DiFranco's first two albums on cassette. Everyone knows this.
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to: Russian General Staff bcc: Ukrainian snipers subject: Front Lines Glad to see your Major Generals aren't afraid to get in the trenches. Please continue this hands-on management style. It inspires the troops.
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A cartoon by Teresa Burns Parkhurst. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/3lGBmuO
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Please verify your humanity.
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We detest artificial scarcity.
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mamacita santa claus: youtu.be/VhA_fbofNEI 1964 never sounded better.
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tech tip of the week: Don't use your phone as a flashlight to look for your phone.