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Middle aged procrastinator. #QPR fan. Music obsessive. I’m basically that guy in Hi Fidelity without the charm…or looks 😕🤷🏻‍♂️

United Kingdom
Joined October 2018
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2023 so far 1st Jan: definitely doing dry January this year 2nd Jan: this is harder than I thought 3rd Jan: f*** it 🍷 🍺🤷🏻‍♂️
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Blessed to have a few days off just now, and able to watch this enthralling Test Match Series finale between South Africa & Australia. And good to see plenty of spectators in. Long live Test Match Cricket! It's the best! 🏏 #SAvAUS
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My album of the year so far. A melancholic masterpiece, every track is a gem. Best listened to at night and in solitude…
Beck - Ride Lonesome (2026)
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Beck - Ride Lonesome (2026)
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#My9Albums … this was tricky. I really needed 90.
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To help me relax, my driving instructor back in the day would play me his music during lessons. Dylan’s Oh Mercy, Cohen’s I’m Your Man and this - my very first, and still favourite, Bruce album. I passed my test and became a fan for life.
Bruce Springsteen went to No.1 on the US album chart with 'Tunnel Of Love, November 7 Ain’t Got You Tougher Than the Rest All That Heaven Will Allow Spare Parts Cautious Man Walk Like a Man Tunnel of Love Two Faces Brilliant Disguise One Step Up When You’re Alone Valentine’s Day
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When I was in my teens I honestly thought this was the coolest thing … the laser harp. Happy 78th birthday Jean Michel Jarre! 🎂 😎
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It’s cool how every time you rewatch The Big Lebowski it’s better in a way you didn’t expect
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It's become very fashionable to knock going to university, that 'wise' lady Ms. Hopkins is doing it on X today, & Clarkson is boasting that he only got one pass at A level, & not going to uni didn't stop him being ever so successful. Well, there are still many good reasons to go to uni; the main one - so you don't end up like Katie Hopkins or Jeremy Clarkson.
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I’m convinced that the key to life is having low expectations and high standards. Low expectations for things outside your control. High standards for things within it. The recipe for a good life.
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Don’t be fooled by the title… it’s the perfect Sunday morning listen…
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The older I get, the more I realize that one of life’s greatest luxuries is having absolutely nothing planned and nobody expecting you anywhere
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Controversial opinion, but I’m quite enjoying the #Hundred this year. Better teams making better quality games. Adil, Jofra and Stoinis this evening were awesome. I’d certainly rather be watching tests in August - ECB should be ashamed - but not sure it deserves all the hate.
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Bin it off. Just put all the money into the Blast.
Reports of a reduction of 18% in Hundred crowds this year despite the glorious weather. Shame
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Well that was a fecking awful day 😬😬… 🍷 on a Thursday 😳🤦🏻‍♂️
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I can happily say I haven’t watched 1 ball of the @IPL this year, games go on too long, tournament goes on forever and the games are just boring slog fests on flat pitches with short boundaries. Give me the @VitalityBlast any day!
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We genuinely don’t want to 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Eurovisión2026
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