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Half bean Exeter boy on the rock, follower of news, web geek, travel bod and scrumpy drinker.

Jersey
Joined July 2010
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Andre Thorpe retweeted
We raised $2.5M to build the Agentic OS for mobile apps. Agents that run your ASO, Ads, Reviews and Product. They find. You approve. They execute. Everyone talks about how easy it is to build an app now. Nobody talks about what it takes to grow one. That's the part we do. We're onboarding in batches. Link below to claim a spot โ†“
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At least the UK aren't alone with zero audience points!! ๐Ÿค” #Eurovisiรณn2026
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Andre Thorpe retweeted
"What the App Store actually needs is two tiers. Think of it like football leagues. The App Store as it exists today that's the Premier League. The top division. Where 99% of the traffic goes, where the rankings mean something, where the established apps compete on merit built over years. Then there should be a second division. A proving ground. New apps start there by default. Vibecoded apps, first-time developers, fresh submissions they all enter Division Two. The bar to get listed is lower. You can ship fast, test ideas, find early users. But to get promoted to the main App Store, you have to earn it. Consistent updates. Real engagement metrics. Retention that proves people actually use your app beyond day one. Reviews from real users. Maintain that for three to six months and you graduate to Division One. Stop maintaining it and you get relegated back down. This solves everything. New developers still get to ship and learn. The main App Store stays clean and high-quality. Users don't have to wade through thousands of half-built apps to find what they need. And the developers who've built their apps into real businesses don't have their organic real estate diluted by apps that will be abandoned in a month. Apple already does this informally the algorithm effectively creates these tiers by burying new apps. The difference is right now it's invisible and feels arbitrary. Making it explicit would be fairer for everyone."
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Andre Thorpe retweeted
2/ The hottest topic wasn't growth tactics. It was capital. If you've got a growth engine that works, the question becomes: how do you pour fuel on it (ads)? Revenue-based financing, ad capital, investor money everyone's trying to figure out how to compress the growth phase once they've got product-market fit. Same goes with financing app acquisitions.
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The last 2 weeks have been crrraazzzyy ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ‘€ Now back to posting I have a list of topics and experiences in mobile apps that Iโ€™m looking forward to sharing What would you like me to cover?
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Andre Thorpe retweeted
2/2 You can view the last times for the buses by following the link belowโฌ‡๏ธ libertybus.je/news/storm-gorโ€ฆ,
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Looks like the EU mafia have invaded the Last Night of the Proms!! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ #landofhopeandglory โ€“ at Saint Helier, Bailiwick of Jersey
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Watching Bohemian Rhapsody at the BBC Proms and can only see Peter Mac and possibly Murray Norton live at The Buvette!! #labuvette #jerseyci โ€“ at Saint Helier, Bailiwick of Jersey
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The Band of the Coldstream Guards perform "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath at Changing of the Guard today. RIP Ozzy Osbourne, the "Prince of Darkness" #guard #kingsguard #ozzyosbourne #blacksabbath #paranoid #heavymetal #rockband #london #buckinghampalace ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ
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Do you remember when you joined X, formerly known as Twitter? I do, because they reminded me! #MyXAnniversary
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Will you be watching the @orkney2025 @IslandGamesAsso Games from home? ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅ‡ A number of sporting events will be livestreamed and available to watch on their YouTube channel throughout the week Head on over to YouTube channel ๐Ÿ‘‰ youtube.com/@Orkney2025 #Orkney2025 #InternationalIslandGames #SportingLivestream #BringOnTheGames
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China emits more CO2 than the entire developed world combined. But meanwhile in the UK, the Climate Change Committee want to cut livestock numbers by 27% because of cow burps.
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WATCH: A dramatic penalty shootout sees Jersey Bulls through to the playoff final thanks to Euan Der Vliet saving all of Fleet Town's attempts.
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Flying back from Dublin on the direct @BLUEISLANDS_ and there are only 17 people on board! Seen a couple of @VisitGuernsey tv ads with @AurignyVirtual but nought for #Jerseyci #tourism @VisitJerseyCI
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Echoing (ironically) @MackenzieJersey ,the departure hall of @JERairport currently has four passengers on a Friday morning with only 3 flights due to depart before 12. This is the middle of May and only 2 weeks before half term!! #notourists #tourism
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