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@SkyHelpTeam can you possibly give an update to the hundreds if not thousands of your customers who are having outage/random switch off problems with their Sky Q boxes? Please anyone with problems with their Sky Q service please like & comments thank you
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“That’s me resigned at least I wasn’t sacked- Frank get the door” #nicolasturgeon #janeygodleyvoiceover
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Time to clarify a few things:
1. I’m not “Boris Johnson’s cat”
2. Like all Prime Ministers, he’s only a temporary resident of Downing Street
3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay
4. Yes, it’s all very embarrassing but it will be over soon
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PEOPLE OF DONCASTER!
Please don't be alarmed - that giant yellow thing in the sky is known as the 'sun', and is nothing to be afraid of.
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Muffin really matters. Celebrate the return of Bake Off by singing along to our Bohemian Bapsody lyric video. Best enjoyed while listening to the original Queen classic - unless it's in your head already! #GBBO
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This is how Angela Merkel explained the effect of a higher #covid19 infection rate on the country's health system.
This part of today's press conf was great, so I just added English subtitels for all non-German speakers. #flattenthecurve
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My #2019 surprising encounter:
Man in coffee shop: oh hi don’t you do history on TV?
Me: a bit.
We talk history, Versailles etc.
Man: Do you mind people coming up to you? I was in a band, so I know what it’s like.
Me: what band?
Man: Take That.
Me: FAINTS
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Remember the last time we entered the 20s with rising antisemitism and nationalism, a fragmented Europe, Moscow seeking to expand its influence westwards, Britain in decline, and an increasingly isolationist United States?
It didn't end well.
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Besiktas allowed a cat to wander on the pitch in a game
FINE: 30,000
Bulgaria fans made money noises, performed nazi salutes and had
their game stopped twice v England
FINE: 65,000
Just let that sink in...
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We are about to see the installation of a scoundrel as PM by a small cabal of ageing xenophobic golf club bores who will crash us out of the EU causing irreparable damage to our country and it can’t be stopped. Think about that. Voters cannot stop Johnson and cannot stop no deal.
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I need to say this video is very NSFW.
I don’t usually use or post bad language on here but this has made me cry with laughter.
Please comment if it offends you and I’ll delete.
Don’t watch if swearing will trigger you.
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A Twitter user has pointed out that this combine harvester looks like a massive festival bbc.in/2zonmch
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'They were bad pictures.' nitter.cf/horriblesanity/status/…
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I don't like living in a year that will eventually be taught as a GCSE module. Kids will write essays about this. And they'll be depressing.
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/r/35788 via @theonion
