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Andrew Harlan

@AndrewH1932

The 2 most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Right now, hydrogen has the edge, but stupidity is being stockpiled at an alarming rate.

Joined August 2024
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Lexxi@lexxisfuzzboxApr 1
Flirting at almost 40 is hard, what am I honestly supposed to say? “Wanna change our guitar strings and plug that Swollen Pickle into my Tube Screamer and crank it to 11?”
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Not at all.
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Alex@AlexmoonfallMar 14
Meow 🖤
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no
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nope
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Not at all.
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2nd
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A Politician's mouth, a refridgerator, car engine, a river
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nah
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Definitely
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Greetings and salutations.
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dangerous curves
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No
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Nope!
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Amirah
@itsamirahleia19 Feb 2025
Smash or pass?🫣🫢
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Definitely!
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