“Where’s your vape? I quit, I started smoking cigarettes” #shesabiggirlnow
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Found out I can block artists on Spotify. So relieved not to listen to anymore shitty Ian Munsick that will pop up.
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Hustle don’t stop. #brokeboy
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Did you catch your nose ring on something it looks bent?
“Ya I caught it on that kickball that hit me in the face” 😅
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And the most fucked way to get out of a date award goes to…
one time in college I was on a date and the girl got a phone call and started crying saying her roommate was attempting s****de right now so I drove her home fast and 27 minutes later I saw her on my friend’s snapchat story at a house party with her roommate
What does the @NFL look like and their legacy’s alter if Aaron Rogers was on the Patriots and Tom Brady spent his career in Green Bay?




