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β€œI'm just... the other one. That's fine with meβ€œ ll: Writer is 18+ ll: DMs open 😁 ll: Bi portrayal https://nitter.cf/t.co/CwEyR7ZHhL

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"Everyone would sell me out for a cheap Rolex and a wad of Cash." Thomas Shepherd ⚑ Maximoff? ⚑
Thomas Shepherd *New Pinned* (@Android__Father) profile pictureThomas Shepherd *New Pinned*@Android__FatherOct 14
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Oh he'll be fine... I managed to batch cook some lasagne yesterday so he's got some meals in case he feels like cooking for once.
π‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€. (@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT) profile pictureπ‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€.@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT11h
i made pasta and baked cookies too. i don't have enough time to drop off lunch for you and coop today, but i hope you kids are eating well.
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I've actually got a couple free days right now. I can come visit you and Bruce for a bit. I can always use a restock of candy.
π‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€. (@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT) profile pictureπ‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€.@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT11h
they love being there when the task requires zero pets. anyway, you should come over. there are a lot of candies left in the bag take them to your dorm and share them with coop.
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Image from ‍ ‍ ‍ the 𝐭ragedy of 𝐦iss 𝐛lair.ᐟ (@COSMICREWOUND)
‍ ‍ ‍ the 𝐭ragedy of 𝐦iss 𝐛lair.ᐟ (@COSMICREWOUND) profile picture‍ ‍ ‍ the 𝐭ragedy of 𝐦iss 𝐛lair.ᐟ@COSMICREWOUNDNov 3
ALL FOR FREEDOM & FOR PLEASURE; NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER.ᐟ
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Oh me too... I remember always getting distracted by those two when around yours.
π‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€. (@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT) profile pictureπ‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€.@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT11h
i would get absolutely zero things doneβ€”
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Optional steps: -Get distracted by Cat -Forget Laundry -Get distracted by Dog
π‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€. (@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT) profile pictureπ‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€.@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT12h
step-by-step guide to doing laundry. - remove cat - sort clothes - remove dog - load and add detergent - remove cat and dog - double check for cat and dog - secure doors
Image from π‘πŽπŒπ€ππŽπ•π€. (@DEADLYWIDOWSBIT)
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Smarter, prettier... But still wouldn't call him a problem persay.
β€” lil’s. (@penswann) profile pictureβ€” lil’s.@penswannNov 2
see this is why you’re the smarter one! solving the problem of cooper in an afternoon.
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Its fine I'm gonna give his girlfriend that same contract when I next see her.
β€” lil’s. (@penswann) profile pictureβ€” lil’s.@penswannNov 2
never coming back to me, i’ve finally got rid of the loud obnoxious ass. your turn! enjoy.
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Anyone wanna ask you favourite hero anything... Send it here: tellonym.me/SpeedTS
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Hey you're one of them... One of those AI's in Dad's head right... He called you the fun one once.
𝐄 . 𝐃 . 𝐈 . 𝐓 . 𝐇 (@marksmade) profile picture𝐄 . 𝐃 . 𝐈 . 𝐓 . 𝐇@marksmadeOct 29
Hi , I'm E.D.I.T.H ! πŸ‘‹πŸ»
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Yeah but they only come out on special occasions...
𝐡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦 π‘šπ‘Žπ‘₯π‘–π‘šπ‘œπ‘“π‘“ ' (@OfWicanChaos) profile picture𝐡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦 π‘šπ‘Žπ‘₯π‘–π‘šπ‘œπ‘“π‘“ '@OfWicanChaosOct 28
Resting depressed face? You have a smile and smirk dont kid yourself.
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Whhhaaatttt??? That wasn't in the contract... I thought it was only a few years then he got returned to you.
β€” lil’s. (@penswann) profile pictureβ€” lil’s.@penswannNov 2
that bad? unfortunately for you accepting cooper as your roommate means you’ve sealed yourself for life to having him.
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πŸ“² @donotastray πŸ“²: Does that SOS count for hero stuff? πŸ“²: or are you like mega retired... πŸ“²: and if you can somehow track my phone... I'd start doing it.
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SOOOO horrendous like... Ttthhhhheeee worst... I'd rather have Billy at this point.
β€” lil’s. (@penswann) profile pictureβ€” lil’s.@penswannNov 2
no need to say it any louder, the whole world knows it β€” feel so sorry for you having to deal with him day in day out. it’s horrendous isn’t it?
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And coop... You didn't see that 😁
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Say it louder...
β€” lil’s. (@penswann) profile pictureβ€” lil’s.@penswannOct 8
the only bitch my mom raised was @batterup_barton
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Image from 𝐄 . 𝐃 . 𝐈 . 𝐓 . 𝐇 (@marksmade)
𝐄 . 𝐃 . 𝐈 . 𝐓 . 𝐇 (@marksmade) profile picture𝐄 . 𝐃 . 𝐈 . 𝐓 . 𝐇@marksmadeOct 29
β € β €β €β €β €β € 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒂𝒔 π’”π’π’Žπ’†π’π’π’† π’”π’‘π’†π’‚π’Œπ’Šπ’π’ˆ π’‡π’“π’π’Ž π’šπ’π’–π’“ π’Žπ’Šπ’π’… 𝑰 π’”π’–π’ˆπ’ˆπ’†π’”π’• π’šπ’π’– π’•π’‚π’Œπ’† 𝒂 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓 π’π’π’π’Œ.β € β €β €β €β €β €
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See that's why he needs to see yours cause I'd probably still just have my resting depressed face as I've heard it called before.
𝐡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦 π‘šπ‘Žπ‘₯π‘–π‘šπ‘œπ‘“π‘“ ' (@OfWicanChaos) profile picture𝐡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦 π‘šπ‘Žπ‘₯π‘–π‘šπ‘œπ‘“π‘“ '@OfWicanChaosOct 25
I would be soooooo proud and have a big smile on my face.
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So you want me to do everything while stand there sharpening your nails. I see how it is Kitty.
ππ‹π€π‚πŠ 𝐂𝐀𝐓. (@clawedheist) profile pictureππ‹π€π‚πŠ 𝐂𝐀𝐓.@clawedheistOct 28
Listen here, speedy. You clearly got the lockpicking skills down. Leave the heavy stuff to the pretty one.
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Double trouble time? We might be able to learn a few things from one another.
ππ‹π€π‚πŠ 𝐂𝐀𝐓. (@clawedheist) profile pictureππ‹π€π‚πŠ 𝐂𝐀𝐓.@clawedheistOct 28
LOUD sigh. Got the need to make chaos today.
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π…π€π‹π‹πŽπ π‡π€π‘πƒπ˜. aka black cat. alt timeline. resident thief. peter parker’s crush. badass. sharp claws, sharper mouth. will hurt you. dominant bottom. lewd/non. marvel/rivals. ships w/ chemistry. some limits. rt + like.
ππ‹π€π‚πŠ 𝐂𝐀𝐓. (@clawedheist) profile pictureππ‹π€π‚πŠ 𝐂𝐀𝐓.@clawedheistApr 20
Image from ππ‹π€π‚πŠ 𝐂𝐀𝐓. (@clawedheist)
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