Technology botherer at the BBC.
Stroud, Gloucestershire, UK
Joined March 2007
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[email protected] Andy Armstrong retweeted
Just spotted @SimonforStroud out campaigning; a local GP for 30 years, he pioneered social prescribing, using the arts to improve people’s health. A far better candidate to help Stroud than the current parachuted Tory. Go Simon 🙌👏👏👏👏
ALT Selfie with Simon Opher
Hey chums. If any of you have #Mastodon accounts please add your handle to your bio here.
If you do anyone who follows you here will be able to find you over there.
See you on the other side.
Most vanity memoirs exist because their author has failed to understand that “you’ve had such an interesting life; you should write about it” means “shut the fuck up; it’s a shit story and we’ve heard it a hundred times”
Actual WTF.
GRUNT fucking CHAPS tho?!
Lest we forget:
✅Blacklisted for 19 / 20 business sites for ©️ infringement
✅Threatened a constituent with legal action for saying he had multiple pseudonyms
✅Admitted he had 'over-firmly denied' that last thing
Seriously now, wtf is happening?
ALT Screenshot of Grant Schapps Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Shapps#:~:text=In%202021%2C%20The%20Times%20reported,with%20the%20government%20housing%20plans.
I’m humbled by the extraordinary courage and commitment it takes to enter a supermarket and pour milk on the floor with scant regard for one’s own safety. Heroes.
Hey @monzo may I please have access to my bank account? I know you need the security theatre - but surely my claim to my own cash should trump yours, right?
[email protected] Andy Armstrong retweeted
If you fancy being kind please share this around to encourage people to follow @AnonOpin2 as a stupid Twitter bug means I can't post to the original account any more, losing 97,000 followers which, in the words of Paul McCartney, is a drag
A Twitter bug that is pushing us into an infinite loop it rejecting a verification code means we have to abandon @anon_opin which is infuriating. Please follow @AnonOpin2 so that we can start posting here.
I think, according to the Zeno’s paradox, there’s time for an infinity of Tory leaders before the next general election.
I'm going to lay down a tweet for prosperity: even if Liz Truss is not currently a Manchurian Candidate, in less than 24 months she'll be claiming to have been one all along.
Free Oxford comma too.
[email protected] Andy Armstrong retweeted
Elon Musk doesn't come to me for advice on how to fail to buy Twitter, and I don't go to him for film, TV or literature criticism.
Bro even Elon musk doesn’t like the new fucking #TheRingsofPowrer show. That’s crazy 😟. @neilhimself what you think? Of this
[email protected] Andy Armstrong retweeted
Yes @trussliz absolutely smashed it babe!!!