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The #TommyTiernan Show is back at 9.35pm! Who will tonight's surprise guests be?? @Tommedian
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For chance to win overnight stay in @MerrionHotel with breakfast simply RT and follow to enter. Winner Sunday
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I don't know what my husband has to be grumpy about, if I got to fuck me 4-6 times a week, I'd be ecstatic.
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It's Dental Care Month and to celebrate we're giving you a Doggie Dental Kit. Share your snaps with us!
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Like when unknown number rings ur mobile ,scream say I have got rid of the body! U will never get a cold call again nitter.cf/Sassafrantz/status/766…
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When daddy asks 'Who's a bad girl?' and you know it's your turn for a spanking...wait for it...
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Me: I made the bed.
4-year-old: No you didn't. A factory did.
Me: I meant I did the sheets and blankets.
4: A factory made those, too.
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Wife: You're getting an iPad for your birthday
Me: Great idea
W: Since you keep forgetting to empty browser history when using mine. Perv!
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What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people
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I have only one burning desire, let me stand next to your fire. thefederalist.com/2016/07/01…




















