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Actor, Comedian, Content Creator.... Yuck.

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Joined April 2013
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who the fuck is that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The Seattle Kraken still feel like some rec league team was allowed into the NHL. Does anybody know a single person who cares if they’re on a 5 game winning or losing streak.
NHL Hometown Remix jerseys are here 🤩
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Every time. Eichel, Hughes and Kaprizov will take 5 minute shifts to get that empty net point. Who else is in that category I’m forgetting nitter.cf/DevilsJointX/status/21…
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Fancy dress champion 😂
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Every time. Eichel, Hughes and Kaprizov will take 5 minute shifts to get that empty net point. Who else is in that category I’m forgetting nitter.cf/DevilsJointX/status/21…
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a 1st period pirate parlay cash to the rescue 🏴‍☠️ +1100 🪝 Leo Carlsson 2 pts 🪝 Tage Thompson 2 pts What pure unadulterated ruckus looks like 👇
🎯It's time for the Thursday Card @Covers 📺From today's Puck Props from @Novig youtube.com/watch?v=6dap04yO… My Card (+35.06 units on the show)⤵️🔸 🔸CBJ Johnson pt 2.4x 🔸TB D'Astous assist 2.35x 🔸DET Finnie pt 2.05x 🔸CHI Kane assist/Bedard pt 2.85x 🔸MIN Ek/Boldy pt 2x 🔸BOS Peterka pt 2.05x 🔸MTL/DAL u5.5 2.15x 🔸WAS/NAS Kyrou/Strome/ROR/Stamkos pt 6.25x 🔸VAN/SJ Celebrini 2pts/Stenberg/Boeser/Pettersson pt 8x 🔸BUF Ostlund pt 2.05x @AndyFrancess Card 🔹PIT Crosby/Rakell pt 2.8x 🔹MTL Slafkovsky u/.5 pts 2.1x 🔹CHI/DET u/6.5 + Copp u/.5pts 2.3x 🔹CBJ o/3.5 goals 2x 🔹OTT-LAK u6.5 + Ward u/.5pts 2.1x 🔹BUF Norris/McLeod/Zucker pt each 7.75x 🏴‍☠️Pirate Parlays: 🦜Keller / Crosby 2 pts 17x 🦜Celebrini / Boeser 2 pts 11x 🦜Tage / Carlsson 2 pts 12x My written breakdown ⤵️ covers.com/nhl/best-bets-oct…
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🎯It's time for the Thursday Card @Covers 📺From today's Puck Props from @Novig youtube.com/watch?v=6dap04yO… My Card (+35.06 units on the show)⤵️🔸 🔸CBJ Johnson pt 2.4x 🔸TB D'Astous assist 2.35x 🔸DET Finnie pt 2.05x 🔸CHI Kane assist/Bedard pt 2.85x 🔸MIN Ek/Boldy pt 2x 🔸BOS Peterka pt 2.05x 🔸MTL/DAL u5.5 2.15x 🔸WAS/NAS Kyrou/Strome/ROR/Stamkos pt 6.25x 🔸VAN/SJ Celebrini 2pts/Stenberg/Boeser/Pettersson pt 8x 🔸BUF Ostlund pt 2.05x @AndyFrancess Card 🔹PIT Crosby/Rakell pt 2.8x 🔹MTL Slafkovsky u/.5 pts 2.1x 🔹CHI/DET u/6.5 + Copp u/.5pts 2.3x 🔹CBJ o/3.5 goals 2x 🔹OTT-LAK u6.5 + Ward u/.5pts 2.1x 🔹BUF Norris/McLeod/Zucker pt each 7.75x 🏴‍☠️Pirate Parlays: 🦜Keller / Crosby 2 pts 17x 🦜Celebrini / Boeser 2 pts 11x 🦜Tage / Carlsson 2 pts 12x My written breakdown ⤵️ covers.com/nhl/best-bets-oct…
The Best NHL Picks, Props, and Predictions for Oct. 29th w/@Covers_josh & @AndyFrancess 🚨 LIVE at 11 am ET 💰🍿 ▶️ youtube.com/live/6dap04yOqrk
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The Ghost Pirates vs the Parlay Pirates
These Savannah Ghost Pirates skeleton unis are STUNNING 😍 #HockeyHalloween (📸: @SavGhostPirates)
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Mario Lemieux himself. Without the 2000-06 comeback (170 GP, 229 points), his career would stand at 1,494 points in 745 games for a 2.005 PPG rate—the highest in NHL history, ahead of Gretzky’s 1.921.
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Back to tell @AndyFrancess about Winnipeg and looks at the four-game Wednesday slate. Today's key matchup information from @Covers 🏒 NHL WEDNESDAY — 4-GAME BREAKDOWN 🦅 PHI 33% @ WAS 68% | O/U 6 🥅 Woll vs. Lindgren 📊 xGF/60: WAS 6th | PHI 31st 🛡️ Both teams bottom-six in xGA/60 😴 Flyers on a B2B after an OT loss; Caps rested since Saturday 🚑 Ristolainen, Tippett, and Konecny remain out 🔥 Drysdale: Points in 3 straight, averaging 24+ minutes 👀 Washington closes a five-game homestand 🔥 CGY 35% @ EDM 66% | O/U 6.5 🥅 Cooley vs. Jarry 📊 xGA/60: EDM 7th | CGY 20th ⚡ Two elite power plays: EDM 1st, CGY 4th 🧱 Cooley: 4-0, 1.50 GAA, .955 SV% in his last four 🚑 Hyman exited Monday's game 📉 Edmonton has no regulation wins in four straight 🔥 Farabee has points in five straight and 8 of 10 👑 McDavid has an assist in 12 straight games to open the season, tying the record 😈 NJD 41% @ COL 60% | O/U 6.5 🥅 Allen vs. Blackwood 📊 xGF/60: NJD 4th | COL 9th 🛡️ xGA/60: NJD 1st | COL 8th ✈️ Devils on the second half of a B2B after winning 5-1 in Dallas 🔥 Gritsyuk: Points in six straight and eight of nine, including six goals 🔥 Lehkonen: Points in seven straight, seven goals, and 18+ minutes TOI ⚡ Both penalty kills rank in the bottom 12 🍁 TOR 53% @ SEA 48% 🥅 Stolarz vs. Daccord 📊 xGF/60: TOR 17th | SEA 27th 🛡️ xGA/60: TOR 23rd | SEA 29th ⚡ Toronto's PP ranks 5th and its PK ranks 1st 🚨 Seattle's PK sits 27th 🚑 Marchenko injury opens up a PP1 opportunity for Roslovic 👀 Cowen and McKenna could see elevated offensive roles 🔄 McMann revenge game alongside Eberle and Beniers
The Best NHL Picks, Props, and Predictions for Oct. 28th w/@Covers_josh & @AndyFrancess 🚨 LIVE at 11am ET 💰🍿 ▶️ youtube.com/live/gtBNh9L9b2I
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If your life isn't quite where you'd hoped it would be by now, I want you to cheer up. Turns out you are way closer than others.
WATCH: Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes Lookalike Contest Takes Over Washington Square Park Fans in turtlenecks and blonde wigs packed Washington Square Park in NYC on Sunday for a Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes lookalike contest decided right in front of the crowd. Winners Joe Sivick and Nicole Travolta and organizers Maddy West and Katherine Gehring talk about the day. Video: Ken Lopez | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]
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I’m shocked there’s not a viral account that simply has video compilations of the absolute worst calls every week in the NFL
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Now go ahead, get your f’n shinebox and be donkeys again.
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🤖 Made with AI
🎯12-game slate to go over today w/@AndyFrancess presented by @Novig Here is my breakdown of the slate for today's show for @Covers. 🧃⛽️See the Pumpers in the Chat LIVE at 11am 🏒 NHL GAME DAY THREAD 12 games on the slate. Matchup notes, trends, injuries, and numbers worth knowing 👇 ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 1/ 🦆 ANA @ NJD 😈 🥅 Dostal vs. Allen • NJ ranks 4th in xGF/60 and 7th in xGA/60. • Devils lead the NHL in SAT%. • Anaheim has lost four straight, scoring exactly two goals in each. • NJ outshot Colorado 32-13 through two periods Tuesday. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 2/ 🟡 NSH @ BOS 🐻 🥅 Saros vs. Swayman • Nashville owns the NHL's 3rd-ranked PP. • Boston has collected 11 of a possible 12 points over its last six games. • Bruins return home after a four-game road trip. • Fraser Minten is averaging 18:21 TOI over his last four games. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 3/ 🗽 NYR @ TOR 🍁 🥅 Garand vs. Bobrovsky • Rangers rank 9th in xGF/60 and 10th in xGA/60. • Toronto is playing its third game in four nights. • Dylan Garand has allowed two or fewer goals in six of seven appearances (1.85 GAA, .929 SV%). • Toronto owns the NHL's No. 1 PK. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 4/ 🐆 FLA @ PIT 🐧 🥅 Cooper Black vs. Murashov • Florida is on the second half of a back-to-back after an emotional game in Ottawa. • At 6-foot-8, Black could become the tallest starting goalie in NHL history. • Pittsburgh ranks 28th in xGA/60. • Ben Kindel is out, while Bryan Rust is questionable. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 5/ 🦈 SJ @ OTT 🔴 🥅 Askarov vs. Ersson • Both teams face difficult scheduling spots: Ottawa played Florida last night, while SJ is playing its third game in four nights. • Sharks rank 30th in xGA/60. • Ottawa ranks 8th defensively but just 28th in xGF/60. • Alex Wennberg missed SJ's previous game. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 6/ 👑 LAK @ NYI 🏝️ 🥅 Forsberg vs. Sorokin • Two struggling offensive profiles: LA ranks 29th in xGF/60; NYI ranks 22nd. • Kings own the 31st-ranked PK. • Islanders counter with the NHL's 5th-ranked PK. • Quinton Byfield is questionable. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 7/ ⚔️ VGK @ STL 🎵 🥅 Hill vs. Hofer • Vegas ranks 7th in xGF/60 and 5th in xGA/60. • The two teams have combined for a 14-6 Over record. • VGK is looking to rebound from an ugly 6-2 home loss to Tampa Bay. • Mitch Marner has recorded an assist in seven straight games. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 8/ ✈️ WPG @ DAL ⭐ 🥅 Skinner vs. Oettinger • Dallas ranks 2nd in xGA/60 and owns a league-best 1.56 GAA. • Stars are a perfect 9-0 to the Under this season. • Winnipeg has lost three straight and is 6-2 to the Under over its last eight. • Josh Morrissey is on IR; Esa Lindell is also expected to miss the game. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 9/ 🌲 MIN @ CGY 🔥 🥅 Wallstedt vs. Cooley • Minnesota ranks 3rd in xGF/60 and 4th on the PP. • Calgary ranks 24th in xGA/60. • The Flames own the NHL's second-worst GAA (4.63). • Quinn Hughes played 31:18 last game and has recorded a point in nine of 10 games. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 10/ 🌀 CAR @ EDM 🛢️ 🥅 Bussi vs. Levi • Carolina leads the NHL in both xGF/60 AND xGA/60. • Edmonton owns the league's 2nd-ranked PP. • Connor McDavid is averaging an absurd 2.89 points per game, with multi-point efforts in seven of nine. • Ryan Nugent-Hopkins could make his season debut. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 11/ 🐙 DET @ VAN 🐋 🥅 Gibson vs. Lankinen • Vancouver ranks dead last in both xGF/60 and xGA/60. • Canucks also own the NHL's 32nd-ranked PK. • Detroit's PP ranks 12th. • Emmitt Finnie played a massive 23:20 last game. • Vancouver has scored at least twice in five straight. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 12/ 🏔️ UTA @ SEA 🦑 🥅 Vejmelka vs. Daccord • Utah ranks 5th in xGF/60 and 3rd in xGA/60. • Utah also owns the NHL's No. 1 power play. • Seattle ranks 25th on the PK and 22nd in xGA/60. • The Kraken rank 24th in offensive expected goals. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📊 All rankings are per 60 minutes at all strength
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Porter Martone appearance in Halloween Ends
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The BEST NHL Picks, Props, and Predicitons for October 21st w/ @Covers_josh & @AndyFrancess 🚨 LIVE at 11am ET 🍿💰 ▶️ youtube.com/live/I6r-8HjIfRg
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My man, I know it ain’t TNT - but you can be certain I’ll be opening up my hockey show tomorrow on YouTube talking about your fantastic Cannoli Claus enterprise.
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They’ll tell you it’s rigged, but they’re really just a bunch of donkeys
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Now someone explain to me why “the Frozen Frenzy” … a - has the worst name of all-time b - wouldn’t be on a Friday when kids are coming home from school and could stay up late to watch more games with their friends. No NFL on, No legit college football that I know of
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