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Fintech entrepreneur, founder and investor. Rugby #COYQ and cricket. Prep School Governor.

Surrey, UK
Joined May 2010
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I want to start a campaign to get rid of food fads that ruin meals when you’re eating out. Hot Honey can fuck off. Just had garlic bread in @WeAreZizzi that’s covered in that shit. Inedible Bring back honey that isn’t hot, caramel that isn’t salted and pork that isn’t pulled.
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Hi @Harlequins I don’t think you’ve made the ticket booking process sufficiently complicated. Whoever built the website clearly has never tried to use it. Why can’t you sort it out?
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Great day in the sun supporting @milondon Come on guys, the eliminator is calling! #MILondon #Threepeat
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Starmer now only has 2 options: 1. Do a Philip Scofield and come out as gay. 2. Do a Gary Lineker and come out as black.
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Hey @myoddballs I love your pants but can you please do something about the appalling website / app functionality? Trying to search / filter is awful, I’m on the verge of giving up and buying elsewhere.
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THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION was released 31 years ago today. One of the most popular films ever made, and among the greatest Stephen King adaptations, the making of story has as many secrets as a Rita Hayworth poster… 1/51
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Possibly my favourite Grauniad correction of all time!
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Just got 4 tickets for @leinsterrugby v @Harlequins in the Heineken Cup for €100. #COYQ Amazing value, taking the family for a little city break, I wonder if Harry’s too young to try Guinness…
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May this be the first win of many! “The High Court has decided to fast track an appeal by six parents against Labour's VAT raid on private school fees…Mr Justice Chamberlain dismissed the gov’s arguments and agreed that the case should be expedited”. accountancydaily.co/private-…
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Hey @RichieFirth have you been moonlighting in the NFL?
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Hey @bushontheradio - quick question about bangers 😉 Should sausages be joined to each other when you get them from the shop? Feels like it’s more authentic but then you have the faff of having to cut them and wash the knife/scissors when the shop could have done it for you.
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GOODFELLAS was released 34 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great Hollywood gangster movies and among the most popular films of director Martin Scorsese, the story of how it was made will have you carrying Henry Hill’s mother’s groceries all the way home… 1/56
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This clip of @SteveBakerFRSA taking down smug Osbourne and Balls has nearly broken Twitter. It is still in every other tweet in my timeline this morning. Brilliant!
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BACK TO THE FUTURE was released 39 years ago today. One of the most beloved movies of the 1980s, and the film that made Michael J. Fox a movie star, the behind-the-scenes story is pretty heavy… 1/45
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Hey @PizzaExpress when you next update the menu why don’t you add the ‘Harry Special’ - American on a romana base with ham and red onion? The choice of champions!
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Wishing Princess Anne a speedy recovery
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Nice!!
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E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL was released 42 years ago this week. One of the biggest box office hits of all time and among the most popular family films ever made, the behind the scenes story is out of this world… 1/29
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