I'm a stand up comedian. I pull funny faces and do silly voices. If one of my tweets amuses you, feel free to RT.
Birmingham, UK
Joined April 2009
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Andy White - Comedian (He/Him) retweeted
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'New' episode of my daft podcast out this Friday. Meanwhile, all the previous episodes are here: craiguito.podbean.com or wherever you get your podcasts
Nigel Farage vs Carol Vordeman: Robert Kenyon won't know which bum to kiss. – at West Bromwich, England
If they make enough sequels to Jurrasic Park eventually they will remake Chicken Run. – at West Bromwich, England
Shakespeare was born on April 23 and died on April 23. So today he gets to be and not to be. – at West Bromwich, England
Asked Claude AI to teach me philosophy. Just submitted my first essay. Claude gave me 68%. Qualified human gave me 48%
Wish I'd written about Stoicism. I'd have taken the result a lot better. – at West Bromwich, England
Chuck Norris isn't resting in peace. He roundhouse kicked St Peter and sommersaulted over the pearly gates. – at West Bromwich, England
When Chuck Norris saw the light at the end of the tunnel he stared at it until it blinked. – at West Bromwich, England
Andy White - Comedian (He/Him) retweeted
Tonight in the Studio!
@chortle Hotshots: @AndyJWhite (host), Henning Nilsen, @TalDavies , Alex Lennox, Lawrence Dodd, Daniel Tizon, Kat Higgins, Shawn Uyosa, Mark O'Keeffe & Aalex Mandel-Dallal
Doors: 7:30pm
Last entry: 7:45pm
Approx finish: 9:45pm
🎟 bit.ly/ChortleGleeBham
So glad the Queen isn't around to see this. It would have broken her bank account. – at West Bromwich, England
Reposting my brief encounter with the man who has just joined Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. – at West Bromwich, England
After watching the recent murder on TV, I have a question:
Has Selena Gomez lost weight? – at West Bromwich, England
Andy White - Comedian (He/Him) retweeted
Mac Bernie (Andrew McBurney) & Tash (Jack Kirwan) Live at Glee Club
This is Tash’s stage debut.
Miss you ah kid! ❤️