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I'm a pistol-packing tenor in a Cultural Revolution opera!

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined August 2008
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Our glorious future where lotus-eaters lounge about all day while being coddled by robots is surely imminent.
BREAKING: Amazon announces they are laying off 16,000 corporate employees due to “rising competition over AI.”
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Really great, expansive obit for someone whom I was privileged to know. He was a friend, but it seems he was everyone's friend. The world is poorer for his passing. Barry Janyk, who served four terms as Mayor of Gibsons, dies coastreporter.net/local-news… via @coast_reporter
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I am bailing on this shithole site. Follow me on Bluesky at andyjukes (all one word).
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there's something about Michael Kiwanuka that sounds to me both retro and modern at the same time music.apple.com/ca/album/you…
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“Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.” [Hemingway] I dunno, just seems timely.
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I forgot what a numbers beast John King is. He must spend the four years between elections memorizing this shit.
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Oh here we go with fucking Dixville Notch.
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The Great Black Plastic Purge of 2024.
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I've been feeding peanuts to the neighborhood crows. which is fun, but it's gotten out of hand. I just went outside and there were about 40 birds waiting for me.
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Finally beat today's @NYTGames Spelling Bee, but only by ultimately and desperately combining random letters into things that sounded like words.
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Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus
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A lot of my favorite psychedelic bands have really dumb names: Wand, Pond, Gum. It’s almost as though they were too high to think of a good name.
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Haha she just LOLed at Trump’s housing plan.
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This dude was outside my home office window today, Gotta love urban wildlife.
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Absolutely gorgeous cover of the best (only?) song about the space shuttle Columbia disaster. music.apple.com/ca/album/the…
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New album from ⁦@KatyJPearsonnn⁩ is fantastic. A real step forward from already being great. music.apple.com/ca/album/may…
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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