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ANGRY TOWER

@AngryBeetham

MANCHESTER, I WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM ANGRY TOWER. || || || Parody account and entirely fictitious, grrrrrr. || || || 'Feel the snarl.' - McrConfidential

 Deansgate, ManchestGRAAAGH
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Joined September 2013
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
8%APRIL FOOL DAY
18%PIERS MORGAN
59%TORIES
15%TWITTER
121 votes • Final results
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SATURDAY IS #SMASHURDAY. WHICH ONE OF THE FOLLOWING GET DESTROY FOREVER BY ANGRY TOWER? VOTE NOW, IDIOTS. #POLL #SERIOUS
68%ANDREW TATE IDIOT
4%IDIOT NEW YEAR RESOLUTION
14%IDIOT PRINCE HARRY
14%US SENATE IDIOTS
149 votes • Final results
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SATURDAY IS #SMASHURDAY. BEETHAM DESTROY ONE OF FOLLOWING IDIOTS FOREVER ⚡️. YOU CHOOSE — VOTE NOW AND RETWEET. #POLL
13%FREEZY COLD WEATHER
33%COST OF LIVING (SERIOUS)
49%PUNY ELON MUSK
5%SANTA CLAUS, GRRRRRR
102 votes • Final results
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BEETHAM FACT: "LGBT" STAND FOR "LASER GRRRRRR BOULDER TOWER". SERIOUS.
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TIME TO VOTE. HERE IS #SMASHURDAY POLL. WHICH FAMOUS PERSON BEETHAM DESTROY FOREVER? (ME USE EXTRA STRONG LASER.) VOTE THEN RETWEET, IDIOTS.
26%ANDREW TATE
32%ELON MUSK
18%RICHARD MADELEY
24%RYAN GIGGS
127 votes • Final results
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SATURDAY IS #SMASHURDAY. BEETHAM WILL DESTROY *ONE* FAMOUS CELEBRITY WITH SUPER NUCLEAR LASERS. WHO? YOU DECIDE. REPLY NOW. BEST SUGGEST GO TO POLL LATER TODAY.
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. BEETHAM DESTROY ONLY ONE OF THESE THINGS FOREVER. WHICH ONE? YOU VOTE THEN RETWEET. #POLL
19%BIG SHINY SUN
7%MONARCHY IDIOTS
5%PUNY MET POLICE
69%TORY LEADER TWITS
148 votes • Final results
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A very tough #Smashurday today
ANGRY TOWER (@AngryBeetham) profile pictureANGRY TOWER@AngryBeetham16 Jul 2022
TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. BEETHAM DESTROY ONLY ONE OF THESE THINGS FOREVER. WHICH ONE? YOU VOTE THEN RETWEET. #POLL
19%BIG SHINY SUN
7%MONARCHY IDIOTS
5%PUNY MET POLICE
69%TORY LEADER TWITS
148 votes • Final results
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SATURDAY IS #SMASHURDAY. BEETHAM IN MOOD FOR DESTRUCT. YOU GET TO DECIDE WHAT OR WHO ME DESTROY. ⚡ TWEET ME WITH BEST IDEAS, AND ME MAKE #SMASHURDAY POLL LATER TODAY. GRRRRRR.
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FOR THE RECORD, BEETHAM IS NO HAVING AFFAIR WITH MATT HANCOCK. HE IS TOO PUNY AND MADE OF IDIOT.
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YOU NEED TO DECIDE, HUMANS. WHO REALLY IN CHARGE? QUEEN OR BEETHAM?
25%QUEEN
75%BEETHAM
161 votes • Final results
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VOTE NOW IN #SMASHURDAY POLL. YOU NO VOTE? BEETHAM BONK YOU TO PIECES. nitter.cf/AngryBeetham/status/15…
ANGRY TOWER (@AngryBeetham) profile pictureANGRY TOWER@AngryBeetham14 May 2022
TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. WHICH CELEBRITY BEETHAM DESTROY FOREVER? VOTE NOW. GRAAAAGH. #POLL
21%ANT AND DEC - SO ANNOY
28%PUNY ED SHEERAN
40%WAGATHA CHRISTIE IDIOTS
11%EUROVISION SINGSONG FOOLS
149 votes • Final results
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. WHICH CELEBRITY BEETHAM DESTROY FOREVER? VOTE NOW. GRAAAAGH. #POLL
21%ANT AND DEC - SO ANNOY
28%PUNY ED SHEERAN
40%WAGATHA CHRISTIE IDIOTS
11%EUROVISION SINGSONG FOOLS
149 votes • Final results
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TODAY IS #SMASHURDAY. WHICH CELEBRITY YOU WANT DESTROY FOREVER? YOU TELL BEETHAM. MOST IDIOT CELEBRITY GETS PUT INTO POLL. REPLY NOW, PUNY BRAIN FOLLOWERS.
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SHOULD BEETHAM NUCLEAR DESTROY SALFORD OR STOCKPORT? WHICH IS MORE ANNOY?
49%SALFORD
51%STOCKPORT
164 votes • Final results
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. WHO BEETHAM DESTROY WITH SUPER NUCLEAR LASERS? DECIDE NOW. #POLL
34%BORIS 'TOO IDIOT' JOHNSON
26%PRITI 'TOO RWANDA' PATEL
29%ALEX 'TOO GC' BRAMHAM
12%EASTER 'TOO FLUFF' BUNNY
304 votes • Final results
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE, IDIOTS. ONE OF THESE NON-HUMAN THINGS MUST BE DESTROY FOREVER. VOTE NOW. (BEWARE WHICH ONE YOU CHOOSE. GRRRRRR.)
10%BIRDS
10%BAGPUSS MICE
48%SAHARA DUST
31%ANGRY BEETHAM
97 votes • Final results
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TODAY IS #SMASHURDAY. WHICH *NON-HUMAN* SHOULD BEETHAM DESTROY TO PIECES? TELETUBBIES? MEERKATS? NEXT DOOR'S YAPPY DOG? YOU DECIDE. REPLY NOW. BEST SUGGEST GET PUT IN POLL. SERIOUS.
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Beware of @AngryBeetham – at Walkden, England
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TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY POLL. WHICH 'R' DO YOU WANT BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER? VOTE NOW, FOOLS.
4%REALLY TALL TOWERS (GRRR)
11%ROCHDALE
3%RUBBISH BEETHAM FOLLOWERS
82%RUSSIAN INVADE IDIOTS
157 votes • Final results
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