I urgently need someone at @cloudflare to get us on the enterprise plan in the next few hours, we need higher limits, budget is not a problem, time is! thanks

Oct 29, 2026 · 6:08 PM UTC

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Will raise internally
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The most efficient path is the under-attack hotline. Sales monitors it diligently.
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oh didnt know
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@Cloudflare let the boat leave the harbor
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sending a SOS
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@dok2001
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what for
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sea mines
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Commenting for reach
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subcommenting for subreach
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been having this problem and it's kinda annoying
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yes we are on it, it is related to this
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budget not being a problem is so tuff
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@dillon_mulroy sorry for the ping mate, any chance you can help here?
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@dillon_mulroy 👀
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The boat must row
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Good luck captain 🫡
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Yo @Cloudflare my man is asking if he can pay you more money! Hook a brother up! My son needs a job, if you need someone to monitor X comments all day long for exactly these types of situations where can he send his resume?! #sheesh
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@mattzcarey please help him mate
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this is the kind of customers we all dream of. 👍🏼
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Someone ping the tech sales bros group chat
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In my experience you need partner to get Cloudflare enterprise. I contacted them through their page and i received the call in the next hours
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Time to sail captain 🫡
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Is it related to cloudflare tunnels?
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@isaacdyor pls help
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The dream post of every Cloudflare sale 😂
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Sorry that's me running Android vms
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@KentonVarda
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Cloudflare partner here :) happy to help!
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