anna fox rochinski

every violin in the world sounds out of tune to me

if you have a third child on the way, you have chosen to transform your precious youngest into a middle child, it's perhaps the most nefarious parenting move of all time

96 bpm just goes absolutely so hard every time.. prove me wrong

insane how good salt + pepper (only) are together

millennial dystopia wherein all abandoned pizza huts become boutique motels featuring a copy of "Attached" in the nightstand instead of a bible

if you have had an emotional effect on me in the last 3 months that scores higher than a 6/10 you are now part of the anna fox LP3 process so i guess there's that

why do u build me up budget cut baby just to let me down

you still have time on may 30th 2026 to try getting zooted on jazz fusion masterpiece "the inner mounting flame" and clearing out psychically heavy ephemera from your storage space to bring to a different, cheaper storage space

literally not okay how good half a bottle of yerba mate and a good stretch hits at 10:20 PM on may 24 2026. you still have time to try this. but dont stretch too hard or else you'll start crying for beautiful nebulous reasons

and to my beautiful granddaughter anna fox the third, i leave you a bunch of Reformation dresses that require dry cleaning and a 200 lb fender rhodes :-/ but i know a guy on the mars colony who can fix the tremolo for u :-)

still not happy? you still have time to go utterly sockless in loafers on may 19th 2026

basically got a 15% senior discount at american apparel today cuz i worked there 19 years ago LOL

i go to work and then i'm done with work and then i have to "do the work" 😭

the guy in the dominican republic who hacked my twitter last night was prob just trying to promote my show on monday, so here's the flyer

oh man

one thing i never need to do again is eat $19 ramen in a open concept urban food market on a very hard metal stool under exposed ductwork

lord grant me the serenity to calmly envision the perfect penny loafer, the courage to ask this 12 year old hasidic girl on the M train where she got hers, and the wisdom to just take a stealthy pic and do a reverse google search i guess

the palisades, when i was green in judgment

for his recording of "take me to the river", al green received the most royalties over time from ... Big Mouth Billy Bass

the culture shift among the boys in my 6th grade classroom during the advent of south park was palpable and severe