Author of best selling book, We'll Laugh About This Someday. Writer, humorist, speaker, forgiving pants wearer. Omaha, NE USA #writingcommunity
Joined September 2010
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This is the first time I’m hearing some of y’all don’t visualize and I’m shook 😂 I envision things so clearly, I make movies in my mind and can often take an hour or more to fall asleep if what I’m visualizing is interesting. Sometimes I force myself to think of boring things to give myself a chance lol
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mary: you booked a room right
joseph (playing on wooden xbox): yeah totally
I am insanely busy leading up to Christmas and both my girls just popped a fever and sore throat. So, anyways.
When I get my scissors to glide across that wrapping paper with laser like precision I think, my God I can do anything.
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Just chugged a jug full of water and under the ice, I’ve discovered a large, meaty, dead, fly. The kind that’s so big it bites you for cheap thrills and sounds like a drone as it mocks you. I’m paralyzed and unable to move on. Open to someone setting up a meal train. Thank you 🙏 – at Omaha, NE
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I took the girls to a park for a walk and went a lot farther than I intended so at the end I said “Wow, girls! I think that’s the longest walk we’ve taken with no complaining & happy attitudes!” Then Lucy grabbed my hand, looked up and said, “I’ve been complaining in my mind.” – at Omaha, NE
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I'm Doing My Best!: I'm reading The Power of a Praying Wife passive aggressively and Rob hasn't noticed. annalindthomas.substack.com/…
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I have done Safety Patrol for 13 years. Last week I was gifted this book by the author and have never laughed so hard at an inscription! Speaking of laughing hard, this book and her first one are a must read! She is so funny! Especially for the mom's out there! @AnnaLindThomas
It’s Rob’s bday and he wanted lunch with my family and for my parents to take the girls home for a sleepover so we could go out. 4 hrs in, he’s reclined in a chair asleep and I’m watching 1000 lb Sisters while my mom keeps texting me how to put her Wi-Fi in the girls tablets. – at Omaha, NE
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who are "sensitivity readers" after all? is this a vocation for which there is training? one imagines unpaid interns gleefully censoring prose by renowned / no longer living writers. "There, take that! See how it feels."
Regardless of how you felt about the half time show, when I was within my first year postpartum I was racking up 2000 steps a day, dropping salsa on my baby’s head while she was nursing and binging on Property Brothers so Rihanna’s got my respect. – at Omaha, NE
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