VP Product @Retentiondotcom. Owner at @DistantWhistles Jewelry. I 💜 writing, music, travel, aerial arts, dinosaurs, shiny things, & the irreverent.
Boise, ID
Joined July 2009
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@AetnaHelp I'm stuck in an infinity loop and cannot log in. I've clicked I'm not a robot and solved 20 captchas and just get a technical issue screen. I'm trying to access a message from your team and unable to do so.
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Bravo! Way to lead by example @patagonia!
Hey, friends, we just gave our company to planet Earth. OK, it’s more nuanced than that, but we’re closed today to celebrate this new plan to save our one and only home. We’ll be back online tomorrow.
nytimes.com/2022/09/14/clima…
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Have been following this project for a long time, congrats and THANK YOU @TheOceanCleanup! 🙌
First 100,000 KG Removed From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch theoceancleanup.com/updates/…
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😢 Monarch butterflies are now an endangered species nationalgeographic.com/anima… via @NatGeo
Legendary Spanish galleon shipwreck discovered on Oregon coast #gooniesneversaydie nationalgeographic.com/histo… via @NatGeo
Actual headline 🤦♀️ Boise High School principal warns parents of scheduled armed protest idahonews.com/news/local/boi…
I’m Dying to Hear What You, Some Guy on the Internet, Has to Say About the Russian Invasion of Ukraine - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-d…
Can someone help this guy understand why this kind of response to a professional/work-related email from a woman is unacceptable? 🤦♀️And help me understand why I'm so annoyed by it? @the_female_lead
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@RYOBItoolsusa please tell me I’m wrong when I say that because the bag to our leaf vacuum broke, we have to buy an entirely new tool because you don’t sell just the bag…?!
"Maybe this is your fault for continuing to trust us." 😂
"The Facebook Apologies team is at the forefront of navigating a wide array of global atonements. As a member of the team, you’ll find innovative ways to respond to, justify, and ultimately apologize for many of Facebook’s actions around the world."
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Anyone else ready to ban the phrase "jump on a call"? I think it's the new "literally." But...literally makes my skin crawl.
Overheard at the PHX airport, about COVID and vaccines: “It’s not like we ask people if they have AIDS.” 😨🤦♀️
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They were about to vote on a bill to "bar any school district or state or local government from implementing a mask mandate in the future." Ironic much?
The Idaho Legislature is shut down until April 6, with significant unfinished business, due to a Covid-19 outbreak infecting at least six of the 70 House members. on.msnbc.com/3sbuUqY
What. The. Wat. This is embarrassing. I get that politicians should not make these mandates - the state itself is arguable...esp since our last Pres left it to the states. Who SHOULD make such mandates, then?! (God isn’t eligible, sorry @TheTweetOfGod )
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Can't breathe, laughing too hard. This symphony of urrrrrrs is surrrriously the best thing I've heard in weeks!
Oh heyyyy @heyhey sorry if I'm asking a question you've already answered a bunch, but super curious...why "Imbox" instead of "Inbox"?
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