Anthony Castonzo

holy shit. Got a chance to see @readyplayerone. Way exceeded expectations. People were cheering in the theater. Will be seeing again in theaters. #ReadyPlayerOne

LFO's lyrics always spoke to me. Their metaphors were so deep.

Knowing how long to microwave things is an under appreciated skill.

Had to post this. Happiest pup alive. 📷: @littledommy

It's about time a National Treasure 3 came out, isn't it?

If it were the Middle Ages & I were tasked with making a witch test, I'd drop egg shell in egg whites. They get it out on 1st try --> WITCH!

That football practice tan got me like

Lenny in "That Thing You Do" is still one of my all time favorite movie characters

"Do it for Marty's torso"

Just once on WOF I want the category to be "what r u doing" & b4 any letters r up someone tries to solve & goes "playing wheel of fortune!"

"Dude where's my car" is like a less trippy, less high version of "masters of the universe"

So batter and dough are basically the same thing right?

Was the person who coined the term "coining a term" just caught in an infinite loop of self-reinvention the rest of his/her life?

"Oh the neighbor dog is in her yard, minding her own business? Sounds like she's a threat! I should bark angrily & go batshit crazy"-Charles

O it's raining?

Turning a Snapple fact into a trivia question is an under appreciated art form.

Charles sharing his crate. With his nemesis, of all creatures. There is hope for peace

I wish @Mariobatali was more present on TV. Love watching him talk about food. Dude looooves food. I respect it.

When an average-sized guy takes the one Southwest seat with an opening in front of it

So REI has this campaign 2 make outside 'earths largest level playing field'...what tech do they possess 2 smash mountains & raise oceans?