@Aphox3

29 part 2. TX born, NY raised. drummer. baseball guy. hockey guy. neat. the last surviving member of @telltalerva💚be good to yourself🖤

Hawaii/NY✈️H̶͎͐e̵̱̒l̵̥͝l̶̺̎
Joined March 2020
a date? 5 star restaurants? my cat and I only eat microplastics and gas station food thank you very much
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having these in high quality means something to ME!
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i wasted my entire day today and yesterday, and also the past couple of years
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apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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'The Shining' is such a stupid name for a movie. It doesn't even give you an idea of what its about. I would've called it 'The Naughty Hotel'
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"At Blizzard, we don't use AI for responses" Blizzard:
Blizzard’s customer service team has a strong antipathy towards their customers and it’s a real problem. Literally every single CS post is rife with condescension and disdain for the person requesting help. They also just flat out lie.
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We have Nothing Burger and Everything Bagel, implying the existence of a third, elusive contender: the Something Sandwich
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Drunk in the Middle of the Day
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Ashley: Leon help me! Leon: ...
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grand risings nephew uncle
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Holy shit
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Just got introduced to the family’s new cat and this is the only photo I’ve managed to take of him so far
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gay person: I'm gay trans person: I'm trans drowning uncle: help me lad
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aight bro we see the fit
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Dont ask a white boy about the scariest gaming easter eggs
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four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Replying to @augikabi
i love how you can just make iphones do shit like this
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(wet person Trying to coin a new catchphrase): duuuude That was so Sludge of you
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Pépito is out (00:49:44)
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No fucking way
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