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Girl Dad, I play Stuff

Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2009
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Ron Artest III as his Dad during the Malice at the Palace for Halloween🤣
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Milwaukee native Jeffrey Dahmer never got to see his hometown team win a World Series. He would've been so happy if he were still alive.
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Was gonna get ice cream but forgot I had tim tams in my freezer 👀👀
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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今知ったわ。悔しいw #時空戦士スピルバン
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BREWERS ARE HEADED TO THE FALL CLASSIC AS THEY SWEEP THE DODGERS!
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Chinese pronunciation power rankings *UPDATED 10/15/2026* 🥉@ZohranKMamdani @NYCMayor 🥈Rosamund Pike 🥇Still this guy and it will probably always be this guy
British actress Rosamund Pike recently sat down with China Daily in Suzhou to talk about Chinese food, lifestyle, and culture. The conversation ranged from chopsticks and sunbathing her back to smacked cucumber and baozi.
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Hahaha! What an awesome country!
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Me at the family function thinking I still got it.
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#RIP Mike Ditka A fan called Mike Ditka a baby on a call in radio show. Iron Mike responds by giving the guy his office address and telling him “You tell me what time and when and I’ll whip your ass” 😘 #DaBears
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“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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Just got my property tax bill for the first half $12,432 How’s a retired man on a fixed income supposed to maintain a small 5,400 sq ft house? End property taxes for seniors NOW!
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昔スト2とかを開発していたが、北米用のアートを何故俺にやらせてくれないのか?みたいなやりとりをした時 「北米では日本のようなアートスタイルは受け入れられない」という外人の主語がでかいスポークスマン的な意見でシャットアウトされた。今ではそれはいい加減な意見だったとわかる そう言う事
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This is unironically without question my favorite game released this century
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Arkadyzja Public Beta is out! - PS2 netplay (delay based, up to 8p- multitap games!) - Linux support - Replays, profiles, social features - Perfect Tag1 rollback Tekken 4,Tekken 5,Soul Calibur 3,Def Jam, NBA Street, Urban Reign...500 ps2 games supported youtube.com/watch?v=wF_Gu3mk…
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I don’t think the average baseball fan truly understands how insanely difficult it is to foul off a 104 MPH pitch on the corner, then lay off a wipeout slider just off the plate. Watch this entire at-bat from Jackson Chourio.
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What the hell are yall teaching these kids, man?
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I would also put in Gradius 3 and Metal Slug X but too much to consider, just play games man.
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Cee-lo might be coming to Vegas casinos. Rapper 50 Cent created a new, less stabby version of the popular street dice game called "Headcrack." If you roll 4-5-6, a skull lights up the table. It debuts this week at the Global Gaming Expo at The Venetian.
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