The guards advising schools not to evacuate pupils because the bomb threats were a hoax is crazy, it should be treated seriously every time so it shows we aren’t letting our guard down, right now they know we dismissed it quickly so it’ll be easier to attack us with a real one
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My therapist rang me to ask how my holiday went and when I said it was amazing she let out a massive sigh and said she was thinking and worrying about me all weekend and hearing that I enjoyed it has absolutely made her day and she can go home smiling and feeling proud of me <3
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I’m in Amsterdam and I thought 2 locals were bitching about me bc they kept staring directly at me and talking, then the girl realised I noticed something was up and it turns out her and her boyfriend were just saying they love my jacket 😭
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arls 🍉 retweeted
the fact he rode there on a damn bike he WANTED to find out what was going on asap i’m crying 😭😭
arls 🍉 retweeted
You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
I went on Goliath when I was 12 and it’s the craziest rollercoaster I’ve ever been on, next is superman and then Batman which were all at six flags in Georgia
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I also remember being scared that I was going to fall out of my seat during Goliath bc it’s only a little orange lap thing, nothing over your arms or anything
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