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Joe 🍒

@Ascots_Funk

I tweet about dolls, and sometimes books.

Joined July 2023
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Finally got Kumi 💖
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Sometimes I find it so hard to choose colours it makes me feel like I’m losing the ability to even perceive them and understand what a tone is
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I’ve got to speak my truth: I love Awkwafina and think her voice is really fun and this rat was my favourite character in the whole movie
thinfluencer (@notgayneverwas) profile picturethinfluencer@notgayneverwasOct 28
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My take: the issue is that ALL of the characters have the eye bags and they’re already heavily stylised so the eye bags and other detailed wrinkles make it really hard to read the character age a lot of the time, especially when they’re isolated so height isn’t an indicator
maria🦉 (@choujinxo) profile picturemaria🦉@choujinxoOct 27
People are calling Prue ug*y because she doesn’t look like the caricature of a teenage girl they’re used to seeing in film. I personally find her character design to be a reflection of her forlorn temperament, that’s to say, it’s deeply human, as is the entirety of #Wildwood.
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Letchworth, NY 🍂🍁
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Oh-
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I love Bratz but damn it’s delusional to act like they aren’t begging for death rn
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Yeah because they’re fucking starving to death
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Oh being a Monster High fan as a teenager and having a part time job and getting literal death threats over that
❤︎ fishe (@puffishe666) profile picture❤︎ fishe@puffishe666Oct 24
i blame tiktok micro trend culture for making people believe that anyone who has a collection is just hyper consuming everything all at once, when almost all collections are slowly built over time because most of us just work minimum wage jobs
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It's nearly 10 years of Barbie being like... This and these incremental shifts towards some idea of glam isn't going to save her. A generation of people have never experienced the magic of Barbie and I fear no one ever will again.
Walter Rose (@GlamFairySparks) profile pictureWalter Rose@GlamFairySparksOct 24
New Barbie Style Glitz Doll
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Fifty Fifty being unable to film their music video for this started the Barbie movie soundtrack curse
📁 (@smuleparadise) profile picture📁@smuleparadiseJul 29
fifty fifty / barbie dreams ft. kaliii — barbie the album (2023)
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Elowen freezing to death because the cyberattack on Japanese security software means her new coat is stranded in Japan until everything goes back online
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Gotta keep an eye out for Selener
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I fucking hate Sonos so much… Bricked your system for two years and now it’s finally functional enough for me to re add my MULTIPLE PRODUCTS some of them are just dead from not being updated DURING the period of being totally bricked because of your incompetent app update
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One of the reasons why I skipped on the SDCC set is that I thought Valentine would get a playline release like Whisp did but I was a fool lol
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I hope this is just Ai engagement bait slop because the idea of a real indie bookstore randomly using Marie Kondo for clickbait is just so shameful Like why do people who make books their whole personality have such a thing for performative hatred of Marie It’s just weird
forgotten bookshop (@oldbookishplace) profile pictureforgotten bookshop@oldbookishplaceOct 21
I have an older gentleman who comes into the shop about once a week. He’s very quiet, says hello, browses books for half an hour or so, finds something he likes, leaves. Today he told me that he has spent years trying to rebuild his library after his wife decided she was
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Like, I am a doll collecor and an avid reader… I know what it’s like to collect things. I love Marie Kondo, in fact reading her books has made me enjoy my collection even more. I no longer have dolls and books “just because” and I am able to enjoy my collections more than ever.
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The dishwasher broke after I made meal prep enchiladas for a week and also baked a fucking cake
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Planning… Plotting
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お揃いってやっぱりかわいいね💕 キャッスルのお洋服、お揃いデザインでいろんなサイズ出してくれているのあって、いいですよね☺️ #リカちゃん #リカ活
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I'm searching up vintage Licca chan information and I found this memorial page for a collector, and her husband commissioned a portrait from Makoto Takahashi of her with her dog, Tommy, and her two favourite dolls, Wataru and Licca. www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/~akeda/D…
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