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@Asensii20

Real Madrid fan account | Parody | UEFA C License

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Joined August 2016
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@Asensii20Oct 26
Lamine Yamal - 2025/26 Ballon de Playa (Part 1/2)
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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@mbapoxOct 29
Xabi Alonso in big matches as a manager: ❌ 1-1 vs Liverpool (6-5 on pens) ❌ 0-2 vs Spurs ❌ 1-2 vs Arsenal ❌ 2-3 vs Barcelona ✅ 2-1 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 1-2 vs Man City ❌ 0-1 vs Liverpool ✅ 2-1 vs Barcelona ❌ 2-5 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 0-4 vs PSG ❌ 2-4 vs Dortmund ❌ 0-2 vs Bayern ❌ 0-3 vs Bayern ❌ 0-4 vs Liverpool ❌ 0-3 vs Atalanta 15 big matches. 2 wins. 13 losses. Embarrassing.
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Tsimikas ran Vazquez gimmick only to send the penalty to Row Z 😭😭😭
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The moment Vinicius ruined Chelsea’s project under Xabi Alonso 💔💔💔
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@Asensii20Oct 26
Lamine Yamal - 2025/26 Ballon de Playa (Part 1/2)
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Liebe Chinesen, Mbappe hat recht, Mao Zedong ist ein Diktator und China ist ein totalitärer Staat. Mein Name ist Lamine Yamal und ich spiele für den FC Barcelona.
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@Asensii20Oct 26
Lamine Yamal - 2025/26 Ballon de Playa (Part 1/2)
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Ballon de Playa (Part 2/2)
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Ballon de Playa 2024/25 version 👇
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They gave him a Ferrero Rocher 😭😭😭😭
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@KylianOct 26
Kylian Mbappé received a mini Ballon d’Or from someone at the ceremony. 🥲
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The source
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@Bri_an2Sep 27
My sources are telling me Lamine Yamal has won the Ballon d'Or
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This Kane sympathy award sesh
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I thought Pedri scammed a T10 finish then realized he wasn’t even nominated
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This “kid” was 4 years old during the 2024 EUROs and he’s still 4 years old?? he was definitely made in a lab
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When does the Ballon d’Or winner get announced? This is very urgent
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Lamine Yamal 3rd Kopa trophy in a row
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Happy 2 year anniversary
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I’m crying he blocked asensii20 on live TV
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For everyone wondering, no I won't announce who I'm rooting for in the Ballon D’or.
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Can anyone send Lamine Yamal Ballon de Playa pics I need it ASAP.
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