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The graduate editorial assistants started a garage band that's playing local clubs. They call themselves 'The Desk Rejects'
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It's been a tough week for prime ministers on island countries. Anyone got a good paper on why?
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"What kind of flowers are those?" "Why, those are every dog's favorite flowers -- peeonmes."
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< Awaiting the cognitive explosion when Notre Dame joins the SEC >
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Mutual shaming is its own version of peer review.
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Thank you for your submission "Kleptocurrency." You'll be able to access your reviews once you solve this encryption key within seven tries. Otherwise, your research is mine!
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πšƒπš‘πšŽ π™΄πšπš’πšπš˜πš›πšœ retweeted
The provost is resigning effective June 30 to head up a consulting firm that helps universities and colleges write strategic plans. (He’ll be back on campus next Tuesday to meet with everyone.)
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I have a colleague who keeps an "enemies' list" -- just like Nixon. Sadly he lacks Nixon's intellect, compassion, and amiable good nature.
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πšƒπš‘πšŽ π™΄πšπš’πšπš˜πš›πšœ retweeted
"Ha. Hmm." (Horatio Hornblower reviews your research design.)
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πšƒπš‘πšŽ π™΄πšπš’πšπš˜πš›πšœ retweeted
As Hamlet observed, 'There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.' This paper is clearly the thing of Shakespeare's nightmares. Reject.
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This is why we don't send any papers to referees in Maine. nitter.cf/KhoaVuUmn/status/15407…
Susan Collins: "The authors promised me in private that they have controlled for all possible confounders in their study."
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"Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon! Windage and elevation." ~Col. John Henry Thomas reviews your paper
Thoughts, @TimesHigherEd?
"'THE' has been a rallying cry in the Ohio State community for many years," a spokesperson said. That "rallying cry" is now a university-owned trademark. chroni.cl/3HNr2W1
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Way ahead of you.
Would you attend a 500 ppl party? With drinks, dancing, the works?
12%Yes, why not?
74%Nope
14%I need to know more
159 votes β€’ Final results
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Finished episode VI of 'Kenobi.' Watching Guinan turn away from the Borg is a cool twist.
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One must defend the Right to the Life of the Birth of a Nation, sir! #lawtwittter #scotus
So Dobbs is going to drop right before the 4th of July weekend so it won't get as much press, right? #lawtwitter #SCOTUS
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Much like containers of milk, R&Rs come with expiration dates for a reason.
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In the fraternity world of editorial decisions, desk-rejection is definitely TKE.
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