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𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥. Parody/Fake. Not associated with Lisa Edelstein.

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Joined January 2023
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Overworked and underfucked or whatever people say these days.
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“Are you sure?” The secretary sighed softly, body relaxing in the chair. “I just… I’ve been having issues with my boss. Which doesn’t seem like I’d need a sex therapist for, but…”
“Double? Oh no, I was very happy to fit you in Ms Klein.” Jean replied, giving the other woman a friendly smile.
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“Thank you for taking me on such short notice.” Evelyn sighed softly as she took a seat across from the therapist, toying with her pearls. It was a terrible nervous habit that she couldn’t seem to shake. “Really, I appreciate it. I’m willing to pay double.”
“Ah, sorry I was running a little late. Come on in and take a seat.” Jean nodded towards the chair on the opposite side of her desk. —————> @AstuteSecretary
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[Closed Starter for @ardentsarcasm.] TW: Alcoholism. Evelyn Klein was a very stoic woman when it came to most things. Work, most of her hobbies, around strangers. The only time she never managed to remained composed was in the presence of her ex-wife, who just so happened —
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— being no contact, she wasn't expecting a kind invite out to get coffee. She was hardly going to say no, partially because of curiosity, and partially because she had missed the redhead. There was a part of her brain telling her it was an ambush, yet she found herself —
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— nervously fidgeting in a coffee shop fifteen minutes early, dressed in the normally soft way she used to dress when she lived with Addison and life was different. A silky sundress with her hair left down to frame her face.
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I… yep. Still have your number. Coffee sounds good. I’ll text you.
Mm, well work insisted I attend. So here I am. Anyway, I’ll stop interrupting your morning and be on my way. Maybe we could get coffee sometime before I leave town. You still have my number yes?
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I well… yes. Running isn’t normally my thing. I wasn’t expecting my ex-wife to be in town though.
I’m just in town for a conference, decided to get a morning run in. I wasn’t expecting to well… run into you.
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Each calculated movement tugged at Evelyn’s very short thread, unraveling her bit by bit. She was aware of it, yet she couldn’t bring herself to stop her own destruction. With her curiosities satiated, her eyes practically lit up, eyebrows slightly raised with the —
“If I didn’t need my gun?” She said softly. “I’d have used my hands. Quiet. Clean.” Her free hand hovered—never touching—just close enough that Evelyn could sense the phantom outline of a grip around her jaw, a suggestion of power rather than the act itself. -
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— Stupidly. So.” The tension in the air was thick, gaze never leaving Juliet’s. “Now, if you’re done tormenting me to watch me squirm despite there being plenty of other ways to do that… are you hungry?” Soft words slipped past softer lips. The duality of Evelyn, —
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— the adrenaline chasing straight back to her ever-so-angelic self. “I even made dessert.”
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I’ve been doing endurance training.
You are going to need more than a… stiff drink.
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Yes, you definitely came through here alright.
A herd of wild animals came through here. It’s me, I was the herd of wild animals.
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