Jo (like your mama)

At my wedding reception, the dj will play Whatever You Like by T.I. and that will be the cue to get my grandma the fuck out of there because my wife and I are about gonna get NASTY on the dance floor and I think she would keel over if she saw (she’s 92 not bigoted)

And that’s hard to do, considering my one b-day request was to go to a model train exhibit.

My gf trying to out-autist me at 9:30 in the am

And the person who got banned for life from Magic over his sexual assault allegations IS EXACTLY the person I want to hear from about this! Thanks for sharing your opinion 💕

11:59 on my birthday is when Christmas season starts. I don’t make the rules. #fuckthanksgiving

And if I said I know a certain demographic that would go crazy for this…

Tweeting something shitty, deleting it, apologizing and promising to do better, turning off the comments, then tweeting 12 times in 14 hours to bury the apology is genuinely terrifying behavior 😬

Oh yeah my favorite part of Star Trek is when they beam up all those instants and sorceries 🤧

You ever look at a life pad and can just tell it was designed by someone really cool and sexy 😎

After you mulligan do you say you’ll…

Me in 2019 when I “didn’t realize I was a lesbian”

Building mini house kits with my girlfriend in our beautiful house with the kitty sleeping nearby. I never thought I could have a life this sweet.

Tweeting about the school shooting from the bus that is stopped in traffic because of the shooting/stabbing in downtown Portland. What a dystopia.

Heartsick over the news of the school shooting today in Bend. My worst day as a teacher was doing drills and deciding which TODDLERS we thought could follow our instructions and which ones we would need to pick up and run with ourselves. Nobody needs guns capable of that carnage.

My dad just dropped insane family lore- we are friends with the Brooklyn Issey Miyake Montessori school lead teacher.