Christopher Waldeck

I honestly don't care who wins. Futures trading has reset my mind back to the belief that it doesn't matter who wins, I bank whether the market falls or rises.

2 hours and no election results in Nevada. I swear they hired the same people that timed that traffic lights to count the ballots. @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas

Either Florida has gotten even redder or the Florida Democratic Party has somehow gotten even worse at campaigning. Seriously, at this point, when a Democratic candidate proclaims they can win, it's like listening to a Cowboys fan say that this is going to be our season.

Some of your selfies look like you put more effort into an IG pic than actually researching who you voted for.

Tshirt idea for a bear market: Keep Calm and it's going to zero!

Good dude, but it's about time.

Happy Halloween Prepare to be haunted by the coaching of Mike Norvell

Damn. This year has been rough. R.I.P

Being a millennial has made me appreciate Gen Z even more because now boomers don't blame me every time a Hooter's closes.

Election season is the only time when people hear a knock on their door and pray it's a Jehovah's Witness.

Cars flipping is not a technological advancement. In Philadelphia, it's just called an Eagles victory.

Vegas drivers are always ahead of the curve. We've been flipping cars before the Tesla Roadster. @VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally

With all the cars in Vegas that I see smashed into road signs, you'd swear we already had Tesla Roadsters. @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas

Someone shared this on Facebook and said it was the best pizza they've ever had, but I'm confused because they just shared an image of Elizabeth Holme's heart.