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Future-Ready CPA, world traveler, race car driver, shoe afficianado, married to the greatest wife on earth - Dad joke extraordinaire.

Tulsa, OK
Joined March 2009
From an OU donor: Fire everyone.
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Does this mean we are getting a new OC?
.@POTUS is MAKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN!
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This is not quite going as expected.
I have said about 800 times on this app Jameis is my favorite player. Imma buy the Jersey, Imma buy the bobblehead, and you know we're having crab legs Week 1 #NYGiants
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“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI” Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.
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If we had a nickel for every time we've won a national championship 13-2, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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I AIN'T TRADING DUB. FULL STOP.
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Oklahoma is the mecca of basketball
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Getting out of bed early on Sunday... #USAHockey
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John Harbaugh and the Giants are working to finalize an agreement to make him New York’s next head coach and, barring a setback, a deal is expected, multiple sources tell ESPN. The deal is not final and contract numbers still are being negotiated. “There still is a lot to work through,” one source said. But barring any setbacks, Harbaugh is ready to accept the Giants’ deal and the Giants are expected to hire him as soon as possible, per sources.
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Oklahoma’s 4 wins against ranked opponents is the MOST IN THE COUNTRY. The Sooners have as many wins against ranked opponents as Ohio State (#1) and Indiana (#2) COMBINED! Big Ten bias is real.
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If OSU loses to Tulsa give Bixby a shot at em next.
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eat a W
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Hey @grok, based solely on my football takes, what is my political leaning with 1 being Harrison Butker and 100 being Chris Kluwe?
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